Posted on 05/28/2005 4:32:09 AM PDT by billorites
A large fake penis has caused a major terror alert in America.
A key highway though Florida was closed after a driver spotted what looked like a pipe bomb under an overpass.
Fearing terrorists were trying to blow up the structure, police closed Interstate 75 for an hour.
But on closer inspection police found that the 'device' was actually a foot-long plastic penis.
"Someone took construction-grade plastic, moulded it into a penis and wrapped it with duct tape," said Lee County Sheriff's Chief Deputy Charles Ferrante.
The bomb squad was brought in to handle the situation and a remote-controlled robot used to make the fake penis safe.
Like a 50 foot long 500 ton monster penis snaking across the road. Or a really hard penis *holding up* the road literally (brave man sacrificing a vital function for the driving safety and/or comfort of other motorists).
Or a severely over-inflated love-blow-up-doll frightening the children (though, I think more than just the member would be scary).
Good to see it was only a giant dildo...
Hysteria...LoL!
Perhaps it was equipped with a beret and presidential kneepads? Or was it the new Bobbit prototype that slices the 'package' into small pieces?
Well, that's not something you see every day! Either on the road, or on FR!
Mark
Bwahahahahahahahah...I love this Country.
"Via Agra"
I imagine if they find the perp who dropped the "pipe bomb," some stiff penalties may be implemented.
I just hope the judge isn't one of those wooden characters.
I am so sorry for this extremely flaccid attempt at (BAD!) humor...
Also reported in the news as
Suspicious package was fake foot-long plastic penis
"It looked like pipe bomb and was in a position that could cause structural damage." Ouch
http://www.news-press.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20050525/NEWS01/305250001/1002/NEWS01
News headline...Janet Reno observed on hands and knees along major highway searching for giant penis...AlGore was nowhere to be found.
Ping.
No picture posting here!
I don't think Butch Reno likes penises.
Compliments of the late,great John Holmes.
phallic EOD ping
Actually they piped in some conversation about baseball
You know the patrol officers laughed when they saw it and then said, "you know, that COULD be a pipe bomb. We should call in the bomb squad."LOL
Whoever is responsible for this is a real dick. IMHO. 8>)
Janet Reno pic LOL! Great thinking on your part, good "Freeper Funny". :-)
Was it wearing its hat or was it mutilated?
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