[ElkGroveDan]

Your tax dollars at work.

[dead]

[Samwise]

It's not the size of the wand, it's the power of the magician.

[camle]

one wonders about the mindset that would spend time and dollars measuring the sex organs of animals...

[Jersey Republican Biker Chick]

This is a thread that I swore was yours pissant. But, alas, I was wrong.

[mattdono]

Really, where do we even start with this thread? It really doesn't matter because it's going downhill (I'm sure) by the 5th post.

[Political Junkie Too]

And they called it... Guppy love...
Oh, I guess they'll never know.

-PJ

[Old Professer]

"We found that in predator-free environments gonopodia size was larger, as there is minimal cost for large genitalia in that environment,"

Now, all the little bastards have to do is move to a safer neighborhood.

[Junior]

Nothing fishy about this. Size does matter.

[RayBob]

How long 'til there's a "Smiling Bob" post and something about "living large"?

[Alberta's Child]

The studs with larger gonopodia, which is what scientists call male fish sex organs, can't swim as fast as their less impressive counterparts, so they're more likely to get eaten by predators.

So that explains why I'm such a slow runner . . . I keep tripping over it.

[EternalVigilance]

After all, some female fish prefer mates with larger sex organs, a new study finds.

In a separate study, researchers found that 93.8% of female fish regularly lie about such preferences...

;-)

[Izzy Dunne]

This study seems quite heteronormative, doesn't it?

[WKB]

Aha That explains the odor.

[Tuba Guy]

[lilylangtree]

Given that these inch long critters are guppies and far down along the food chain, the point is what?

[snarks_when_bored]

Dang, I thought this was the Heidi Klum marriage thread.

[Road Warrior ‘04]

Could this be considered reverse trolling?

[Killborn]

Great! I feel SO MUCH safer from terrorists.

[Tolik]

fish and girl: here you go:
http://gee.ru/pic.php?id=123214&razdel=1600&t=1115840843

[avg_freeper]

I've always been a slow swimmer.