haiku? gesundheit!
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To: InvisibleChurch
Bogus documents,
Stick a fork in him, he's done,
buh-bye, Dan Rather.
To: InvisibleChurch
76 posted on
05/07/2005 9:35:02 AM PDT by
Nick Danger
(Honey, Intel wants to go outside)
To: InvisibleChurch; cyborg
Springtime in the woods
Thunder and wind come briefly
Then birds sing again
77 posted on
05/07/2005 9:38:59 AM PDT by
Petronski
(Pope Benedict XVI: A German Shepherd on the Throne of Peter)
To: InvisibleChurch
kagerou-ga
asa-hayaku-kita
misisipi-ni
The hot haze of day
came so early in the morn
in Mississippi.
80 posted on
05/07/2005 10:03:59 AM PDT by
struggle
((The struggle continues))
To: InvisibleChurch
How about these three?
The first two are the same haiku in French and English. I wrote them in my head at a YES concert.
Nous sommes du soleil
Les visages de les enfants
La main de Dieu.
We are of the sun
The faces of the children
God's hand in us all.
In our darkest night
May God bless America
The land of the free.
Garde la Foi, mes amis! Nous nous sommes les sauveurs de la République! Maintenant et Toujours!
(Keep the Faith, my friends! We are the saviors of the Republic! Now and Forever!)
LonePalm, le Républicain du verre cassé (The Broken Glass Republican)
83 posted on
05/07/2005 10:17:51 AM PDT by
LonePalm
(Commander and Chef)
To: InvisibleChurch
Garden a big mess
Many weeds, no sun shining
Flowers feel hopeless.
85 posted on
05/07/2005 10:26:29 AM PDT by
Veto!
(Opinions Freely Dispensed as Advice)
To: InvisibleChurch
International?
Five Seven Five is July
for most of the world.
Month, day then the year
is an American quirk.
Five July, ought five.
Celebrate today?
Sure. I am patriotic.
F. U. old europe.
To: potlatch
nonsensical poetry
on freerepublic today
to enjoy
88 posted on
05/07/2005 10:36:08 AM PDT by
ntnychik
To: InvisibleChurch
A California Haiku
we stumbled through sand
poor but manana we work
now doctor is free
95 posted on
05/07/2005 12:04:32 PM PDT by
Yaelle
To: InvisibleChurch; P.O.E.; nhoward14; Trimegistus; Eric in the Ozarks
Shift out of free verse,
'Cause the meter is running.
No fare changing it.
To: martin_fierro; mikrofon
martin_fierro
INDUSTRIAL STRENGTH HUMOR
No amateurs, please.
To: InvisibleChurch
Any old school Quake players here?
An old favorite...
Jumping shotgun guy
Can't you see that I'm glowing
Quad rocket for you
105 posted on
05/07/2005 3:30:20 PM PDT by
IoCaster
("That to live by one man's will became the cause of all men's misery." - Richard Hooker)
To: InvisibleChurch
cessna's lonely drone
on a summer afternoon
in old new england .
To: InvisibleChurch
123 posted on
05/07/2005 6:35:30 PM PDT by
Rightly Biased
(Salvation is not a prayer and an experience its a life changing event <><)
To: InvisibleChurch
What do yall think of these?
For example:
A dead 'possum
Mercedesed marsupial
I know what's for lunch!
is a southern haiku because the first line only has five syllables if "dead" is pronounced in the Southern fashion: "dey-ad."
What follows is an un-censored archive of the best Southern haiku known to man.
Possums in the trash
Bad to jump and hiss and grin
Pappy, get the gun!
We's a birthin'
n' a-fornicatin' and
a-dyin', all. Yep.
Hey bro, I like that.
Happy friday goof off day
weekends almost here
Family Reunion
Relatives from all over
Play spin the bottle
In the submission below, "grits and "ham" should be read as "gree-its" and "hey-um", respectively
Grits and corn bread
Country ham, scrambled eggs:
Breakfast is ready!
Messa missin' teeth.
Od truck on blocks in th' yard.
Mah kinda woman!
Pig lips on the grill
And watchin' real good auto racin'
If'n only I had cable
Dye-um Yankee trash
Movin' here 'n' git pushy
Kin y'all say sheee-it?
Just some fun ones that I came up with in a whim
Momma nearly DIED
When she larn'd the hogs had et
Willie t'other day...
Likker flowin' on
Rifles, pistols, shotguns, truck
Raisin' hail tonight
Click shotgun chamber
Wedded bliss upon us now
No bastard child here!
Five cases of beer
Snatch strap, come along, Jack D
Jeeter stuck in woods
Spotlight scans woods far
Crack of rifle on dark night
Styrofoam buck dies!
Head feels like pig sty
blue tinge to gums, fire in eyes
Radiator still
Tar arn side o' haid
ball bat stomach whoof grit blow
thems two tough papists
Tranny is gut shot
Fluid pipe pukes out sawdust
S**T brother in law!
These Haiku's are listed with a subject Title
BEAUTY
Naked in repose
Silvery silhouette girls
Adorn my mudflaps
REMORSE
A painful sadness
Can't fit big screen TV through
Double-wide's front door
Big ol' tornado
I done lost my dad-gum house
All that's left are wheels
Looking for main road?
Boy, you can't get there from here
Have to start elsewhere.
OPTIONS
Unemployment's out.
Hey, maybe I can get on
Disability
Deer, cow, horse or dog?
Woods too thick, I cannot tell
What the Hell, I'll shoot
BLAZE
Distant siren screams
Dumb-ass Verne's been playing with
Gasoline again
Recall Earl's last words
"Hold my beer and watch this, Bud"
Trucks not meant to fly
A NEW MOON
Flashlights pierce darkness
No nightcrawlers to be found
Guess we'll gig some frogs
EXUBERANCE
Joyous, playful, bright
Trailer park girl rolls in puddle
Of old motor oil
Mosquitoes softball-sized
Food for the bats
And good show with zapper
ALONE
Seeking solitude
Carl's ex-wife Tammy files for
Restraining order
DESIRE
Damn, in that tube-top
You make me almost forget
you are my cousin
OFFERINGS
Tonight we hunger
Grandma sent grocery money
To Jimmy Swaggert
DRAMA
Set the VCR
Dukes of Hazzard Marathon
At 9 O'Clock
DEPRIVED
In WalMart toy aisle
Wailing boy wants 'rassling doll
Mama whups his ass
NO SIGNAL
White noise, buzzing static
Call Earl; satellite dish
needs new descrambler
IMPOUNDED
Sixty-five dollars
And cyclone fence keeps me from
My El Camino
GATHERING
In early morning mist
Mama searches Circle K for
Moon Pies and Red Man
PRIDE
Grinning, he displays
The nine hundred beer cans
Filling pickup bed
Wheelless, lifeless, lawned,
Chevy up on cinder blocks--
Monument or task?
127 posted on
05/07/2005 6:43:44 PM PDT by
Rightly Biased
(Salvation is not a prayer and an experience its a life changing event <><)
To: InvisibleChurch
I thought I would write a haiku,
Nothing rhymed with haiku
I was very sad and almost cried
My haiku was a dismal failure
So, I will not write a haiku.
Uh, what is a haiku?
135 posted on
05/07/2005 7:03:21 PM PDT by
Twinkie
(He is the God of all comfort.)
To: InvisibleChurch; mikrofon; martin_fierro
On 5/8/05
We'll have to add a syllable
To the second line.
To: InvisibleChurch
KITTEN HAIKUS
A orange striped ball of
fluff that weighs next to nothing.
Cures many problems.
There's the Barn of Yarn!
Pounce! Attack! Tumble and Roll!
Fun Time for Kittens!
Basket of warm clothes!
Leap! Plunge! Wiggle down deep!
Warm Kitty Heaven!
Big Food is Napping.
Doesn't curl up like I do.
Tucked under his chin.
Pretty Food has shoes!
Crinkly smooth shoe box paper.
Absolutely Best!
Jack Deth~ 05/07/05.
HAPPY HAIKU DAY!
155 posted on
05/07/2005 8:15:12 PM PDT by
Jack Deth
(Knight Errant and Disemboweler of the WFTD Thread)
To: InvisibleChurch
Are we near the pier?
Rotten fish odor abounds
Hillary is loose
To: Petronski
5-7-5 Catholic Haiku:
Liberals are sad
cafeteria is closed
Long live B16
Hmmm...
AmChurch Clergy fear
truth spinning, gray hair thinning
But B16 rules!
This has potential, huh?
Contraception? NO!
because B16 says so!
Sodomites must go!
I never did like haiku, but maybe it has potential...
197 posted on
05/08/2005 7:24:20 PM PDT by
St. Johann Tetzel
(Sometimes "Defending the Faith" means you have to be willing to get your hands dirty...)
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