I thought I would write a haiku,
Nothing rhymed with haiku
I was very sad and almost cried
My haiku was a dismal failure
So, I will not write a haiku.
Uh, what is a haiku?
Three lines? OK.
A Pirate's Haiku
My leg is wooden
My arm is a hook
Shiver me timbers!!
Like that?
I like your failed haiku!