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Good Lord, I've been zotted!

Posted on 04/25/2005 3:34:30 AM PDT by Preacher Joe

Since the Bible God is advertised by Christians to be the only true source of wisdom, justice, and morality in the universe, it's only proper to examine what this "God" says about one of the major problems of our fallen human society.

The Bible God is declared the one true fountain of wisdom in the following: James 3:17 But the wisdom that is from above is first pure, then peaceable, gentle, and easy to be intreated, full of mercy and good fruits, without partiality, and without hypocrisy.

The problem to be investigated is that of adultery and unfaithful spouses. God is quite clear about what should be done if a man or woman is caught in adultery. Deut 22:22 If a man be found lying with a woman married to an husband, then they shall both of them die, both the man that lay with the woman, and the woman: so shalt thou put away evil from Israel.

This is part of God's Holy Law and there are no exceptions to this rule. The evil must be purged.

[As an aside, it's interesting that God let one of his favorite pet humans (David), circumvent this law when he committed adultery with Bathsheba. God decided to let David dodge the death penalty and killed David's child instead of David. That story is found in (2 Sam chapter 12). By killing David's child instead of David, God violated another one of his own laws which states: Deut 24:16 The fathers shall not be put to death for the children, neither shall the children be put to death for the fathers: every man shall be put to death for his own sin.

Jesus also thumbed his nose at his alleged Father's moral and holy Law of Deut 22:22 when he excused a women caught in the act of adultery and let her off with a warning in John 8:1-11. However, God who is also supposed to be Jesus, had no problem ordering a man killed because he picked up sticks on the Sabbath. Num 15:32-36 And while the children of Israel were in the wilderness, they found a man that gathered sticks upon the sabbath day. And they that found him gathering sticks brought him unto Moses and Aaron, and unto all the congregation. And they put him in ward, because it was not declared what should be done to him. And the LORD said unto Moses, The man shall be surely put to death: all the congregation shall stone him with stones without the camp. And all the congregation brought him without the camp, and stoned him with stones, and he died; as the LORD commanded Moses.

Apparently God practices ethics based on situation and not on absolute morality. Such is the nature of the Bible and it's cast of holy characters.

http://www.geocities.com/b_r_a_d_99/unfaithful.htm


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To: Preacher Joe; dighton
Be healed, Troll!


41 posted on 04/25/2005 7:32:31 AM PDT by Coop (In memory of a true hero - Pat Tillman)
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To: Preacher Joe
Excellent!

Extra chillies with mine please!

Too late! Looks like the mods gave you a one way ticket home already!

42 posted on 04/25/2005 7:40:38 AM PDT by airborne (Dear Lord, please be with my family in Iraq. Keep them close to You and safely in Your arms.)
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To: Coop
“Thou shalt not suffer a troll to live.”

-- Beebers 7:19.

43 posted on 04/25/2005 7:48:36 AM PDT by dighton
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To: Preacher Joe; bad company; 4mycountry; TheBigB; VRWCmember; Zavien Doombringer; jriemer; mhking; ...
Bye, Preacher Joe.

"He's dead, Jim!"


Please let me know if you want ON or OFF my Viking Kitty/ZOT ping list!. . .don't be shy.


44 posted on 04/25/2005 12:09:20 PM PDT by MeekOneGOP (There is only one GOOD 'RAT: one that has been voted OUT of POWER !! Straight ticket GOP!)
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To: Preacher Joe
Where
45 posted on 04/25/2005 12:17:39 PM PDT by Knitting A Conundrum (Act Justly, Love Mercy, and Walk Humbly With God Micah 6:8)
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To: Preacher Joe


46 posted on 04/25/2005 12:20:15 PM PDT by IllumiNaughtyByNature (If Islam is a religion of peace, they should fire their P.R. guy!)
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To: MeekOneGOP

From the school of Je$$e Jagoff and Al Shyster. All thatt's missing is Billybob "I feel your paaiinnnnn" Stalin and the largest Bible in US History [mint condition, barely used].


47 posted on 04/25/2005 12:21:04 PM PDT by Killborn (Cardnal Joseph Ratzinger --> Pope Benedict XVI: God bless and keep him. May he reign in greatness.)
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To: Preacher Joe
*Intercom from 30 miles away* Stand right there please, yes right by that big round thing, perfect.

ZOT!!!

48 posted on 04/25/2005 12:22:37 PM PDT by Paul_Denton (Get the UN out of the US and US out of the UN!)
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To: Preacher Joe

Provided that you are still lurking....
You are no preacher - I know preachers and you aren't even close.
Many have already torn apart you sad, sorry, worn-out attacks upon Christianity, Jesus and the Bible. You're not worth the effort of posting a zot pic.


49 posted on 04/25/2005 12:29:02 PM PDT by Godzilla (Too many freaks, not enough circuses.)
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To: Preacher Joe

You'd do well as a proponent on the Crevo Threads.


50 posted on 04/25/2005 12:32:07 PM PDT by DoctorMichael (The Fourth Estate is a Fifth Column!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
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To: Preacher Joe; MeekOneGOP

Haven't we had a preacher before?


51 posted on 04/25/2005 12:34:51 PM PDT by RushCrush (Blind Rushbot- Waiting for instructions from the Maha.)
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To: Preacher Joe
Aw, Preacher ~



R.I.P

52 posted on 04/25/2005 12:41:14 PM PDT by Zacs Mom (Proud wife of a Marine! ... and purveyor of "rampant, unedited dialogue")
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To: Zacs Mom

What was that idiot trying to say, anyways?

And could he have said it in less then forty paragraphs?

What is it with all these trolls thinking they are Andrew Sullivan?


53 posted on 04/25/2005 12:46:12 PM PDT by A Balrog of Morgoth (With fire, sword, and stinging whip I drive the Rats in terror before me.)
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To: Preacher Joe
Pathetic attempt to take items out of context to prove your atheist points. Better luck next time.
54 posted on 04/25/2005 1:02:17 PM PDT by zip (Remember: DimocRat lies told often enough became truth to 48% of Americans (NRA))
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To: A Balrog of Morgoth
What was that idiot trying to say, anyways?

I have no idea, but I sure was amused by the title! (Good Lord, I've been zotted!) lol

55 posted on 04/25/2005 1:14:43 PM PDT by easonc52
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To: Preacher Joe

56 posted on 04/25/2005 1:15:42 PM PDT by MarineBrat (Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They need changing often, and for the same reason!)
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To: MeekOneGOP

Boy, he didn't last very long, did he?


57 posted on 04/25/2005 1:48:44 PM PDT by Purrcival (DUmmies are called "DUmmies" because they're...well...DUMMIES!)
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To: Preacher Joe

Buh Bye! Have a nice time in hell!

58 posted on 04/25/2005 1:51:08 PM PDT by PilloryHillary (Can vegetarians eat animal crackers?)
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To: RushCrush
I'm trying to recall. It seems like maybe we have. :)

59 posted on 04/25/2005 2:11:23 PM PDT by MeekOneGOP (There is only one GOOD 'RAT: one that has been voted OUT of POWER !! Straight ticket GOP!)
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To: Preacher Joe


60 posted on 04/25/2005 2:24:41 PM PDT by Incorrigible (If I lead, follow me; If I pause, push me; If I retreat, kill me.)
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