Ugh.....A joke for the road.

Anonymous | 4-14-05 | Anonymous

[TitansAFC]

Two Islamists are sitting in a Gaza Strip bar chatting over a pint of fermented goat's milk.

One pulls his wallet out and starts flipping through pictures and they start reminiscing.

"This is my oldest son, he's a martyr."

"You must be so proud" says the other.

"This is my second son. He is a martyr also."

"A fine looking young man", replies his friend.

After a pause and a deep sigh, the second Islamist says wistfully, "They blow up so fast these days, don't they?"

[TitansAFC]

A groaner for your pleasure/displeasure!

;-)

[MaryFromMichigan]

GROAN!!!!
:)

[softwarecreator]

"They blow up so fast these days, don't they?"

{rimshot}

Thanks folks, I got a million of 'em.

[eccentric]

g r o a n n n n ! ;}

[reagan_fanatic]

[softwarecreator]

HAHAHAHA ... please, please, no more ... you're killin' me!

=)

[softwarecreator]

LOL! Love it! Hallmark should print them & sell them in the Gaza strip, their stock will just explode!

Okay, sorry about that one. I'll stop now.

[airforceF4]

LOL. At a certain midwestern university (my employer)
we have a faculty member (tenured, more's the pity) who wrote a turgid poem in 'honor' of a female suicide bomber.
This is actually funny and poignant at the same time.

[Cowman]

Well, Somebody had to be the first one to say that was Dynamite

[softwarecreator]

Now there you go, shooting your mouth off again.  =)

[softwarecreator]

Ah, ya gotta like a person who shoots from the hip. I was rifling thru some comebacks to that but my aim was off target and no matter how hard I tried, I couldn't trigger the correct response.

ummm ... I think I hurt myself coming up with that lame sentence!

[softwarecreator]

Headline: Civil War Breaks out at Freep!

Do ya think this is how real wars get started?  =)

[softwarecreator]

hahahaha ... Fun doing pun sparring with ya!

Peace!