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Signs Your Blind Date Might Not Work Out
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Posted on 03/30/2005 8:47:56 AM PST by waynebobo
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posted on
03/30/2005 8:47:58 AM PST
by
waynebobo
To: Owl_Eagle; Sam's Army; pissant
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posted on
03/30/2005 8:54:38 AM PST
by
Jersey Republican Biker Chick
(People too weak to follow their own dreams, will always find a way to discourage yours.)
To: waynebobo
"I was voted blind date gal of the year 6 times"
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posted on
03/30/2005 8:55:19 AM PST
by
kingattax
(If you're cross-eyed and dyslexic, can you read all right ?)
To: kingattax
Wow, thanks for taking care of my inclination to eat lunch!
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posted on
03/30/2005 8:56:55 AM PST
by
kassie
("It's the soldier who allows freedom of speech, not the reporter..")
To: waynebobo
Her "seeing eye" dog humps your leg....
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posted on
03/30/2005 8:57:03 AM PST
by
pissant
To: waynebobo
He calls his mom during the date to check in.
He ask you for a ride home because his bicycle is in the shop.
He starts every sentence with "Ya know baby...."
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posted on
03/30/2005 8:59:22 AM PST
by
najida
(I wish I had Tina Turner's legs, Ann Coulter's brains and Paris Hilton's credit cards.)
To: najida
Mine was between dinner and the movie, when he whipped out a joint and said, "Mind if I smoke?"
To: kassie
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posted on
03/30/2005 9:07:32 AM PST
by
kingattax
(If you're cross-eyed and dyslexic, can you read all right ?)
To: waynebobo
"6. She lets you know that she can't stay out late because her lesbian girlfriend is coming over later."
When I was in the Navy I dated a woman for about 5 months. It ended when she told me that her fiance was coming back from a Mediterranean deployment in about a week.
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posted on
03/30/2005 9:33:16 AM PST
by
fredhead
("It is a good thing war is so terrible, or we should grow too fond of it." General Robert E. Lee)
To: fredhead
OUCH!! Hopefully it was not a buddy of yours from basic. That happened to my friends brother.
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posted on
03/30/2005 9:58:11 AM PST
by
Jersey Republican Biker Chick
(People too weak to follow their own dreams, will always find a way to discourage yours.)
To: Jersey Republican Biker Chick
No, never knew the guy before. But she worked in one of the bars here in Norfolk, so I just showed up one night and introduced myself to him and informed him of how she was being "faithful" while he was gone.
Mess with my heart, will she!!!!
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posted on
03/30/2005 10:10:57 AM PST
by
fredhead
("It is a good thing war is so terrible, or we should grow too fond of it." General Robert E. Lee)
To: waynebobo
I dont mind blind dates as long as they can keep up and the stick doesn't get in the way.
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posted on
03/30/2005 10:14:13 AM PST
by
CougarGA7
(The auto-focus on my photographic memory is broken.)
To: waynebobo
A good date is when she tells you she has just taken an alum and honey douche.
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posted on
03/30/2005 10:15:06 AM PST
by
HuntsvilleTxVeteran
(When you compromise with evil, evil wins. AYN RAND)
To: pissant
See post #12. Great minds think alike.
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posted on
03/30/2005 10:16:34 AM PST
by
CougarGA7
(The auto-focus on my photographic memory is broken.)
To: fredhead
Hopefully he didn't try to hit you. Why is it they turn their anger on the wrong person.
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posted on
03/30/2005 10:23:10 AM PST
by
Jersey Republican Biker Chick
(People too weak to follow their own dreams, will always find a way to discourage yours.)
To: waynebobo
My mother set me up on a blind date with a guy who was about three inches shorter than I.
You would assume your mother knew how tall you are....
Not mine!
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posted on
03/30/2005 10:46:22 AM PST
by
Dashing Dasher
(I think whoever said "sucker born every minute" over estimated the time frame.)
To: Dashing Dasher
My mother set me up with her arobics instructor. Cute girl.
Dumb as a stump.
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posted on
03/30/2005 10:49:32 AM PST
by
patton
("Fool," said my Muse to me, "look in thy heart, and write.")
To: waynebobo
6. She lets you know that she can't stay out late because her lesbian girlfriend is coming over later. Some may argue that point.
To: patton
Our mothers went to the same mothering school.
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posted on
03/30/2005 10:54:14 AM PST
by
Dashing Dasher
(I think whoever said "sucker born every minute" over estimated the time frame.)
To: mountaineer
Mine was between dinner and the movie, when he whipped out a joint and said, "Mind if I smoke?"I often date musicians. I just expect this now.
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