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Posted on 03/28/2005 3:39:37 PM PST by pissant
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To: pissant
I hope so. Because if he shows up in the ladies room I am calling the cops.
Why do they all have that annoying way of speaking? No straight guy talks like that.
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posted on
03/28/2005 4:24:10 PM PST
by
Harmless Teddy Bear
( We're all doomed! Who's flying this thing!? Oh right, that would be me. Back to work.)
To: A CA Guy
and for the ones like Mianne Bagger that used to have a pee-pee.
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posted on
03/28/2005 4:24:23 PM PST
by
pissant
To: pissant
Oh good grief. Here are the best things about being a man:
1. Feeling the Harley vibrate underneath you.
2. Drinking a cup of coffee by the campfire, just as the sun comes up. Bacon and eggs cooking on the fire.
3. Making the winning touchdown catch.
4. When she puts her head on your chest and sighs contentedly.
5. Shooting a twelve gauge.
6. Fixing the car and having it start on the first crank when you check it out.
7. Pickup trucks.
8. Getting a Father's Day card.
9. Rappeling off a 100 foot cliff.
10. Picking your wife up and carrying her into the bedroom.
11. Having your kid say, "I want to be just like you when I grow up.", even though you're hoping they'll do a lot better than that.
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posted on
03/28/2005 4:24:32 PM PST
by
Richard Kimball
(It was a joke. You know, humor. Like the funny kind. Only different.)
To: pissant
He's kinda right about the winking thing.
I know..I know, I'm a sad excuse of a feminist! Ha!
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posted on
03/28/2005 4:24:44 PM PST
by
Happygal
(liberalism - a narrow tribal outlook largely founded on class prejudice)
To: Happygal
I'm guessing even an Irish lass has a hard time with some of his terminology, no?
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posted on
03/28/2005 4:26:41 PM PST
by
pissant
To: Richard Kimball
Or making a room clearing fart while your oppenent is taking his turn at darts....
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posted on
03/28/2005 4:27:46 PM PST
by
pissant
To: pissant
DARTS? What are you, a European?
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posted on
03/28/2005 4:29:28 PM PST
by
Richard Kimball
(It was a joke. You know, humor. Like the funny kind. Only different.)
To: pissant
No, not really.
We're closer to the Brits than most of us would care to admit! :-)
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posted on
03/28/2005 4:30:06 PM PST
by
Happygal
(liberalism - a narrow tribal outlook largely founded on class prejudice)
To: Richard Kimball
Pool is for sissies. Darts is a mans game (sharp steel tipped, no plastic). Perfect way to spend time at the watering hole with the buddies.
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posted on
03/28/2005 4:31:32 PM PST
by
pissant
To: pissant
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posted on
03/28/2005 4:31:55 PM PST
by
Happygal
(liberalism - a narrow tribal outlook largely founded on class prejudice)
To: pissant
Can't believe they let IT compete with women either.
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posted on
03/28/2005 4:31:55 PM PST
by
A CA Guy
(God Bless America, God bless and keep safe our fighting men and women.)
To: Happygal
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posted on
03/28/2005 4:33:22 PM PST
by
pissant
To: pissant
I'm more of a bowling guy myself. If you can clear a bowling alley with a fart, you da man!
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posted on
03/28/2005 4:34:24 PM PST
by
Richard Kimball
(It was a joke. You know, humor. Like the funny kind. Only different.)
To: A CA Guy
Well, at least he LOOKS more feminine than half of the other PGA gals.
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posted on
03/28/2005 4:34:32 PM PST
by
pissant
To: pissant
Wow!
My brother would be really pissed off if he knew her.
He's more of a golfer than a ladies man.
If he thought a man was playing off the chicks tees, he'd be likely to strangle them in the 19th!
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posted on
03/28/2005 4:35:29 PM PST
by
Happygal
(liberalism - a narrow tribal outlook largely founded on class prejudice)
To: pissant
I'm not a bad darts player.
Although the more beer I drink the better I get! (Don't try and figure it out, it's an enigma I've long stopped pondering about)
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posted on
03/28/2005 4:36:49 PM PST
by
Happygal
(liberalism - a narrow tribal outlook largely founded on class prejudice)
To: Happygal
I shall look you up next time I'm in the UK. I'll spring for the beer and throw in free lessons for ya at the dartboard. Cheers.
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posted on
03/28/2005 4:38:18 PM PST
by
pissant
To: A CA Guy; pissant
Wait until some guy, like one I had to work alongside, who is 6'7" and built like a fireplug has them cut off (wirdest chick you ever saw in your life -- sorta like that brmaid in Shrek 2) and gets on the tour.
S/he will hit 1/3 (i.e. 133%) longer drives and kill the competition. Someone might do it just to win (the net effect is no worse than steroids, so why not?)
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posted on
03/28/2005 4:38:32 PM PST
by
freedumb2003
(First you get the sugar, then you get the power, then you get the women (HJ Simpson))
To: pissant
It's a mental illness disguised as a life choice.
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posted on
03/28/2005 4:39:44 PM PST
by
A CA Guy
(God Bless America, God bless and keep safe our fighting men and women.)
To: pissant
You sayin' I need lessons?
Dems foightin' words! ;-) *LOL*
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posted on
03/28/2005 4:41:35 PM PST
by
Happygal
(liberalism - a narrow tribal outlook largely founded on class prejudice)
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