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25 best things about being a man
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Posted on 03/28/2005 3:39:37 PM PST by pissant

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The Brit version
1 posted on 03/28/2005 3:39:37 PM PST by pissant
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Where's using the whizzinator to pass a drug test?


2 posted on 03/28/2005 3:46:51 PM PST by RunningJoke
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apparently not top 25 material!


3 posted on 03/28/2005 3:47:54 PM PST by pissant
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"The Brit version"

Yes, the American Spell Checker vomited. I did the clean-up, p.


4 posted on 03/28/2005 3:49:43 PM PST by 7.62 x 51mm (• Veni • Vidi • Vino • Visa • "I came, I saw, I drank wine, I shopped")
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The Brit version

Prissy little wankers want to talk about manliness?

Besides, I only understood about 1/2 of this gobbledygook.

5 posted on 03/28/2005 3:50:38 PM PST by freedumb2003 (First you get the sugar, then you get the power, then you get the women (HJ Simpson))
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England is one of the few European countries with a few real men left. Western Coninental Europe has been man-free for a couple of decades now


6 posted on 03/28/2005 3:52:18 PM PST by pissant
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Pneumatic drilling while smoking a fag?

Hey! This is a family site! :)

7 posted on 03/28/2005 3:52:22 PM PST by Harmless Teddy Bear ( We're all doomed! Who's flying this thing!? Oh right, that would be me. Back to work.)
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17, TEST SWINGING HAMMERS - ideally, B&Q would have little changing rooms with mirrors so you could see how rugged you look with any DIY item. Until then, we'll make do with the aisles.

BWAHAHAHAHA!! The male equivalent of shoe shopping!

8 posted on 03/28/2005 3:52:52 PM PST by exnavychick (There's too much youth; how about a fountain of smart?)
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Maybe I was thinking of the Roger Moore type englishmen.

Maybe it is only fair if I think about Eliza Doolittle's dad.


9 posted on 03/28/2005 3:55:38 PM PST by freedumb2003 (First you get the sugar, then you get the power, then you get the women (HJ Simpson))
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I hope he meant these!
10 posted on 03/28/2005 3:56:00 PM PST by pissant
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Could be. Or could be he really did mean these...


11 posted on 03/28/2005 4:01:27 PM PST by Future Snake Eater (The plan was simple, like my brother-in-law Phil. But unlike Phil, this plan just might work.)
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Must be a brit metrosexual. Most men don't want anyone around when they are working, especially the wife!


12 posted on 03/28/2005 4:05:04 PM PST by pissant
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LOL! True enough, for the most part. (But, since he and I worked on a Habitat house together, he knows that I can swing a hammer and he doesn't have to duck) But, I can't picture him flexing and saying, "Does this drill press make me look fat?" :)
13 posted on 03/28/2005 4:12:09 PM PST by exnavychick (There's too much youth; how about a fountain of smart?)
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Yikes


14 posted on 03/28/2005 4:13:44 PM PST by pissant
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The most annoying man on TV. Ok one of the most annoying. And I like shows like that. Just can't stand him.


15 posted on 03/28/2005 4:16:23 PM PST by Harmless Teddy Bear ( We're all doomed! Who's flying this thing!? Oh right, that would be me. Back to work.)
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using "him" to describe that TV personality is a stretch!


16 posted on 03/28/2005 4:17:49 PM PST by pissant
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The ladies are not claiming him. Guess you are stuck with him.


17 posted on 03/28/2005 4:19:32 PM PST by Harmless Teddy Bear ( We're all doomed! Who's flying this thing!? Oh right, that would be me. Back to work.)
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Your #1 is being highly contested by lesbians in the PGA.


18 posted on 03/28/2005 4:20:02 PM PST by A CA Guy (God Bless America, God bless and keep safe our fighting men and women.)
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I think they are making gender neutral bathrooms now for his type.


19 posted on 03/28/2005 4:21:10 PM PST by pissant
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Pretty thick with the Britspeak, but since I've seen every episode of Cracker, I am prepared.


20 posted on 03/28/2005 4:23:19 PM PST by Petronski (If Reichskanzler Greer can kill Terri, who will be next?)
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