Posted on 03/25/2005 8:16:07 AM PST by TheBigB
http://www.theregister.co.uk/2005/03/24/ebay_auction_grab.gif
Can somebody please post the page?
Hoppie Birdie Two Ewe!
Hi Diva Betsy.
never post that again
Hey, Beachy!
how's life?
Top pic - that looks like a world-class wedgie.
that has to be the funniest thing I have seen in a long long time. Nearly as funny as the fark.com photoshop contest "photoshop a religious-themed bathroom amenity."
Warning, do not go there.
I took a chill pill once. Thought I could take one and move on, but I had not counted on how highly addictive they are. Mind you, this was a properly perscribed and legally purchased dose. However, I soon found out that I couldn't live without them. I was hooked and it really started impacting my life.
Fortunately, I was able to get treatment and am no longer hooked on chill pills.
Unfortunately, I live in Florida and my medical records have been siezed to prove I was doctor shopping during my addiction.
If you need to chill, stay away from pills. Sit in the freezer.
Shalom.
I forgot the actual captions. Here is the original caption for the top picture.
The world's largest edible Easter egg, measuring 27 feet, 3 inches high with a 21-foot diameter and weighing 4,299 pounds, made it into the Guinness Book of World Records on Thursday. The egg, in Sint-Niklaas, Belgium, was created over eight days by 26 master chocolate makers who used a total of 50,000 praline chocolate bars.
Here is the original caption for the second.
A young giant Pacific octopus named Alaska plays with plastic Easter eggs at Baltimore's National Aquarium on Thursday. The octopus learns to open the eggs and eat the shrimp out of them much like the children find candy inside their eggs.
"(Hmmmmmm........)"
I knew that a long time ago. Gene Simmons said so.
If Gene Simmons says it, it has to be true.
" “I just wanted you to know,” Alba told me, sounding hungry and decidedly sober, “that I’m half-naked right now and eating chocolate cake.”
“Except then,” Alba corrected, “I’ll keep my clothes on.”
The next evening, over our dessert—a brown-butter quince tart paired with a panna cotta flapjack—Alba made sure to clear up any lingering ambiguity from our phone conversation.
“I was not totally naked when we spoke,” she confided, slipping a gob of panna cotta onto her tongue. “I had on leather chaps.”
-Eric
Just kidding B! Hugs to you both!
is she wearing one of those plastic diaper covers intended for bedwetters?
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