Top pic - that looks like a world-class wedgie.
I forgot the actual captions. Here is the original caption for the top picture.
The world's largest edible Easter egg, measuring 27 feet, 3 inches high with a 21-foot diameter and weighing 4,299 pounds, made it into the Guinness Book of World Records on Thursday. The egg, in Sint-Niklaas, Belgium, was created over eight days by 26 master chocolate makers who used a total of 50,000 praline chocolate bars.
Here is the original caption for the second.
A young giant Pacific octopus named Alaska plays with plastic Easter eggs at Baltimore's National Aquarium on Thursday. The octopus learns to open the eggs and eat the shrimp out of them much like the children find candy inside their eggs.