I'm just gonna sit over here and watch.
Posted on 03/17/2005 10:35:53 AM PST by Rise of South Park Republicans
Back in October, Stephen Stanton wrote a piece for Tech Central Station called, "South Park Republicans." That article got a lot of attention -- including some from me. I've been a "South Park Republican" for a long time and I'm big fan of the show. So in honor of South Park, I've decided to compile a list of my favorite quotes from the program. Do keep in mind that South Park is obscene, controversial, and is oftentimes deliberately offensive. It's not everybody's cup of tea and if you're easily offended, you might even want to skip these quotes. But if you're a South Park fan -- you're going to like what you see. Read and enjoy...
"There's a place called the rainforest; it truly sucks a**. Let's knock it all down and get rid of it fast. You say, "Save the rainforest," but what do you know? You've never been to the rainforest before. Getting Gay With Kids is here! To tell you things you might not like to hear. You only fight these causes 'cause caring sells. All you activists can go f*** yourselves! Someday if we work hard, boys and girls, There'll be no more rainforests left in the entire world! Getting Gay With Kids is here! To spread the word and bring you cheer. Yeah! Getting Gay With Kids is here! Let's knock down the rainforest! What do you say?! It's totally gay! It's totally gay!" -- Song from "Rainforest Schmainforest" by the children's choir called "Getting Gay With Kids"
"Dude, dolphins are intelligent and friendly!" -- Wendy "Intelligent and friendly on rye bread, with some mayonaise." -- Cartman
"The President responded to the situation by saying "Screw those commie b@stards and screw their wussy space station." -- Newscaster
... "You hea, me tha ... no no no ... you yea, me tha"
"Hippies! I'm surrounded by hippies! They want to save the world but all they do is smoke pot and smell bad." -- Eric Cartman
Taco flavored kisses
Baby let's make a run for the border
I've got a hunger only tacos can stop
I know exactly what i'll order
Three tacos, two tostadas and a soda pop
I need to make a run for the border
If you pay I'll take off my top
Do you remember what I want to order?
Three tacos, two tostadas and a soda pop
Yeah, and don't forget the hot sauce, chulo
Don't think just because I got money
I won't still give you taco-flavord kisses, honey.
I'm gonna fulfill all your sexy wishes
Give you lots of taco-flavored kisses
They tease everyone!!!!
That they think they are Republicans or conservative is great. Keep on thinking and voting that way
There are 2 possibilities regarding your post...
1) You don't have a clue what the hell you are talking about
2) Your Old Cracker in disguise
Which is it?
In all of their episodes I see only one constant for their targeting: people who deserve it. Rich targets are the self-important or "I know what's best for you" people, organizations or movements. Other times they're just pointing out the absurd (like the public's love for Paris Hilton).
I'm on my way to my friends house RIGHT NOW to watch last nights episode. She got it on her TiVo!!! I had to miss it, i was sooooo upset! Off i go!
By the way, not only have I seen them all (and own them all!) but i have them all pretty-much memorized.
And if you think that's sad, you should talk to me about The Family Guy. New season of FG airs May 1st, btw!
"Hey! Get your bitch ass in the kitchen and make me some pie!"
-Eric
You know, I will never quite understand that, or what Ms. Hiltons parents were thinking when they raised her.
I actually met her several years ago, when she was well well underage, in a club buying bottles of champagne.
Oh they've gotten alot worse (or better depending on how you look at it) since then. See "Scott Tenorman Must Die". You'll need therapy. :)
After many responses to your post, you have yet to defend your comments. Be a man and try to back up what you said.
Why ruin a moderately humorous thread?
Hey, wasn't the rantings and ravings of OC what made some SP threads so great? Maybe tallhappy can fill in for a while.
Whoa. We gotta hang out sometime...
It starts with a drum circle. Next thing you know you've got a college.
Mr. Garrison: Does anyone know what sexual harassment means?
Cartman: When you are tying to have intercourse with a special lady friend and some other guy comes up and tickles your balls from behind.
I'm just gonna sit over here and watch.
The lochness monster ones/Chef's parents are so funny.
"I said 'I ain't givin' you tree-fitty you ol' monster. Now go on!'"
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