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The Best Quotes From South Park
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| John Hawkins
Posted on 03/17/2005 10:35:53 AM PST by Rise of South Park Republicans
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To: Rise of South Park Republicans
Chef-"Now I know how white women feel"
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03/17/2005 10:37:40 AM PST
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MattinNJ
(Stop voter fraud-enact voter ID cards with photos w/ magnetic stripes that prevent multiple voting)
To: Rise of South Park Republicans
The only episode I ever saw was "Big Gay Bob's, Big gay Animal World" and I am still traumatized.
To: Miss Behave
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posted on
03/17/2005 10:38:33 AM PST
by
Fierce Allegiance
(“Every time a system is made foolproof - a new class of fool emerges.”)
To: Rise of South Park Republicans
Best quote ever, from Cartman: "Democrats p*ss me off!"
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posted on
03/17/2005 10:40:17 AM PST
by
HHFi
To: Jersey Republican Biker Chick
That would be Big Gay Al
...and I'm super thanks for asking...
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posted on
03/17/2005 10:41:05 AM PST
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matymac
(The NEA = Neo Elitist A*sholes)
To: E Rocc; EveningStar
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03/17/2005 10:41:35 AM PST
by
MattinNJ
(Stop voter fraud-enact voter ID cards with photos w/ magnetic stripes that prevent multiple voting)
To: Rise of South Park Republicans
From last night's episode: "They're not people, they're hippies!"
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posted on
03/17/2005 10:41:45 AM PST
by
Modernman
("They're not people, they're hippies!"- Cartman)
To: Rise of South Park Republicans
It should be noted that Matt Stone and Trey Parker politically identify themselves as libertarians, with hostility towards liberalism, but not exactly a keen support of republicans.
Both of them voted for Bush in 2000, and 2004 (admittedly begrudgingly).
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posted on
03/17/2005 10:42:09 AM PST
by
Sonny M
("oderint dum metuant")
To: EveningStar
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posted on
03/17/2005 10:42:38 AM PST
by
BJClinton
(“Give me your DUmmies, your Idiots, your Leftist Wackos yearning to be sanity free.” ~PJ-Comix)
To: Rise of South Park Republicans
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posted on
03/17/2005 10:42:58 AM PST
by
KarlInOhio
(Blackwell for Governor 2006: hated by the 'Rats, feared by the RINOs.)
To: Modernman
That was a great episode. Loved the hippie drill! ROFL!
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posted on
03/17/2005 10:43:49 AM PST
by
adaven
To: thchronic
"Yup, there's your problem. You've got hippies. We call these the giggling stoners."
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posted on
03/17/2005 10:45:13 AM PST
by
Modernman
("They're not people, they're hippies!"- Cartman)
To: thchronic; Modernman
Cartman: "Ma'am, I need to clear out your giggling stoners and your drum-circle hippies right now, or soon they're going to attract something much worse"
Old Lady: "What's that?"
Cartman: "The college know-it-all hippies"
In the next scene, you see a car pull up into the town of South Park with a University of Colorado, Boulder sticker on it, and the "college know-it-all" hippies use the term "little Eichmann's" several times in the episode. It was so funny!
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03/17/2005 10:45:49 AM PST
by
Pyro7480
("All my own perception of beauty both in majesty and simplicity is founded upon Our Lady." - Tolkien)
To: Rise of South Park Republicans
My favorite south park exchange:
Uncle Jimbo: Boys, lookee there. That there's a rocky moutain black bear, one of the few remaining of its kind. Isn't it beautiful. By God, it coming right for us! (Shoots the Black Bear)
Stan: Hey, it wasn't coming right for us. It was just sitting there.
Uncle Jimbo: Shhh, not so loud. Now that there's just a technicality.
Kyle: What do you mean?
Uncle Jimbo: You see boys, the democrats have passed a lot of laws trying to stop us from hunting.
Cartman: Democrats piss me off!
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03/17/2005 10:46:39 AM PST
by
proust
(Dan Rather: "I am not a hoax.")
To: Rise of South Park Republicans
Man, this thread is going to the SBR faster than you can say:
"Why is it that everything today has involved things either going in or coming out of my ass?"
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posted on
03/17/2005 10:47:07 AM PST
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BJClinton
(“Give me your DUmmies, your Idiots, your Leftist Wackos yearning to be sanity free.” ~PJ-Comix)
To: Rise of South Park Republicans
There's another name for South Park Republicans: liberals.
That they think they are Republicans or conservative is great. Keep on thinking and voting that way.
Their support is much appreciated.
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03/17/2005 10:48:08 AM PST
by
tallhappy
(Juntos Podemos!)
To: BJClinton
"No kitty, this is my pot pie. No kitty, you bad kitty. No kitty, it's my pot pie. Mom, kitty is being a dildo"
"Well then, I know a certain kitty, kitty who's sleeping with mommy tonight."
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posted on
03/17/2005 10:49:59 AM PST
by
BJClinton
(“Give me your DUmmies, your Idiots, your Leftist Wackos yearning to be sanity free.” ~PJ-Comix)
To: Pyro7480
I love it when Stan, Kyle and Kenny realized that the whole hippie music festival is nothing more than a bunch of dumbasses getting stoned and listening to bad music.
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03/17/2005 10:50:34 AM PST
by
Modernman
("They're not people, they're hippies!"- Cartman)
To: Rise of South Park Republicans
Cartman has so many great ones, but these are a few of my favorites.
You must repect my authoritah!
Hippies. They say they want to change the world, but all they do is smoke pot and smell bad.
(To fat camp leader) Well, I'm pretty pissed off right now, how are you?
(While playing goalie) I'm not fat! I've got a sweet hockey body!
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posted on
03/17/2005 10:51:27 AM PST
by
retrokitten
(I heart Tony Snow)
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