SLOW FRIDAY NEWS VANITY: Help Xenalyte build a Lara Croft outfit!

yesterday's Angelina Jolie Bi thread ^ | 3/11/05 | me myself and I

[Xenalyte]

Okay, FReepers, here's the deal.

The Xena thing has been done, and quite well if I do say so myself. It's time to find something new, and I think I've found it . . . Lara Croft.

I'm putting out a call to all FReepers who might a) know where to get what I'm looking for or b) be interested in a thread that will very likely be SBR fodder within 30 seconds of posting.

[End Times Sentinel]

Just be sure to ping me when you post photos.  And don't forget, you know how sensitive I am about stuff like that.

Owl_Eagle

"You know, I'm going to start thanking
the woman who cleans the restroom in
the building I work in.  I'm going to start
thinking of her as a human being"

-Hillary Clinton

(Yes, she really said that

Peggy Noonan

The Case Against Hillary Clinton, pg 55)

[N. Theknow]

Only if I can find a rub-on version. Since Xena's Guy isn't named Billy Bob, he might find such a tat objectionable.

Just tell him it's a loaner.

[Jersey Republican Biker Chick]

Hey, your opinion on post 39.

[End Times Sentinel]

Big time false advertising!

I have no problem with silicone though.  As I say "They're hers now".  Mrs Eagle tried to explain how to tell the difference to me, but really, I don't WANT to know.

Owl_Eagle

"You know, I'm going to start thanking
the woman who cleans the restroom in
the building I work in.  I'm going to start
thinking of her as a human being"

-Hillary Clinton

(Yes, she really said that

Peggy Noonan

The Case Against Hillary Clinton, pg 55)

[Moose4]

Obviously, that's why she wears her hair so long, for balance. Physics, y'know. Moment arms and whatnot.

}:-)4

[Tax-chick]

Good point. Long hair can be pretty heavy, especially with lots of gel on it.

[Darksheare]

Game Lara.
I think the shorts and top would be easier to find.

[Spktyr]

The video game Lara originally used a matched pair of Browning Hipowers, not 1911s.

[Flyer]

When you are 85 years old and have picked a new character that thread won't be near as popular.

OldLadylyte

[PJ-Comix]

Here is my favorite Playboy Playmate as Lara Croft:

[Argh]

If you very cleverly tattoed "Xena's Guy" on your arm, it would obviate any difficulties, particularly if you acquire any future Xena's Guys, not that I'm suggesting you rush out and exchange the current Xena's Guy for another version.

[stylin_geek]

Oh, I didn't know that. However, if Xenalyte showed up wearing a matched set of those 1911's you would have a problem with it? I know I wouldn't. Even worse, I'd be checking out the pistols more than the lady they're attached too....

[Spktyr]

Probably not, but it would detract from the authenticity of the outfit. ;)

Not that I'd care much, I think. Mmmm... Lara.....

[HoustonCurmudgeon]

Just a quick question here as I'm on my way to Missouri City this afternoon. Does the former librarian known as Mama, know what you're doing?

Inquiring minds (both troubled and trouble making) and all ............

[Xenalyte]

As a matter of fact, Sue is not in this particular loop. Not that she'd like it any more than the Xena one, mind you.

She's still getting over the part where I hinted that it would be splendid if she and Dad would wear costume to the wedding.

BTW, don't know if I told you, but she's now the field trip coordinator at HMNS. It's the part she was born to play!

[gopwinsin04]

I vote movie Lara, mainly because you have so many more options for outfits!

[gopwinsin04]

That's a good one, but this may be better...

[Xenalyte]

That requires a certain firmness about the torso that I lack. That particular portion of my anatomy bears more resemblance to Robbie Coltrane than A-Jo.

[Xenalyte]

Although I would note for the record that in that picture, she's not so much washboarding as sucking it in.

[Fierce Allegiance]

Per request of Xena.

I hope you don't mind a ping to a little more pure silliness!