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SLOW FRIDAY NEWS VANITY: Help Xenalyte build a Lara Croft outfit!
yesterday's Angelina Jolie Bi thread ^ | 3/11/05 | me myself and I

Posted on 03/11/2005 9:35:32 AM PST by Xenalyte

Okay, FReepers, here's the deal.

The Xena thing has been done, and quite well if I do say so myself. It's time to find something new, and I think I've found it . . . Lara Croft.

I'm putting out a call to all FReepers who might a) know where to get what I'm looking for or b) be interested in a thread that will very likely be SBR fodder within 30 seconds of posting.


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To: Xenalyte

Just be sure to ping me when you post photos.  And don't forget, you know how sensitive I am about stuff like that.

Owl_Eagle

"You know, I'm going to start thanking
the woman who cleans the restroom in
the building I work in.  I'm going to start
thinking of her as a human being"

-Hillary Clinton
(Yes, she really said that
Peggy Noonan
The Case Against Hillary Clinton, pg 55)

41 posted on 03/11/2005 10:03:18 AM PST by End Times Sentinel (Please: NO profanity, NO personal attacks, NO racism or violence in posts. "Aww. not even a little?")
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To: Xenalyte
Only if I can find a rub-on version. Since Xena's Guy isn't named Billy Bob, he might find such a tat objectionable.

Just tell him it's a loaner.

42 posted on 03/11/2005 10:03:51 AM PST by N. Theknow
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To: Owl_Eagle

Hey, your opinion on post 39.


43 posted on 03/11/2005 10:04:07 AM PST by Jersey Republican Biker Chick (Never play leapfrog with a unicorn!)
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To: Jersey Republican Biker Chick

Big time false advertising!

I have no problem with silicone though.  As I say "They're hers now".  Mrs Eagle tried to explain how to tell the difference to me, but really, I don't WANT to know.

Owl_Eagle

"You know, I'm going to start thanking
the woman who cleans the restroom in
the building I work in.  I'm going to start
thinking of her as a human being"

-Hillary Clinton
(Yes, she really said that
Peggy Noonan
The Case Against Hillary Clinton, pg 55)

44 posted on 03/11/2005 10:09:01 AM PST by End Times Sentinel (Please: NO profanity, NO personal attacks, NO racism or violence in posts. "Aww. not even a little?")
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To: Tax-chick

Obviously, that's why she wears her hair so long, for balance. Physics, y'know. Moment arms and whatnot.

}:-)4


45 posted on 03/11/2005 10:10:43 AM PST by Moose4 (So how long will it take Hunter S. Thompson to figure out he's dead and not on an acid trip?)
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To: Moose4

Good point. Long hair can be pretty heavy, especially with lots of gel on it.


46 posted on 03/11/2005 10:12:10 AM PST by Tax-chick (Donate to FRIENDS OF SCOUTING and ruin a liberal's day!)
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To: Xenalyte

Game Lara.
I think the shorts and top would be easier to find.


47 posted on 03/11/2005 10:14:05 AM PST by Darksheare (If you were in my heart I'd surely not break you. If you were beside me and my love would take you.)
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To: stylin_geek

The video game Lara originally used a matched pair of Browning Hipowers, not 1911s.


48 posted on 03/11/2005 10:14:18 AM PST by Spktyr (Overwhelmingly superior firepower and the willingness to use it is the only proven peace solution.)
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To: Xenalyte
When you are 85 years old and have picked a new character that thread won't be near as popular.

OldLadylyte

OldLadylyte

49 posted on 03/11/2005 10:16:01 AM PST by Flyer (That flight attendant is not missing playing below the bridge at this exact moment)
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To: Xenalyte
Here is my favorite Playboy Playmate as Lara Croft:


50 posted on 03/11/2005 10:19:14 AM PST by PJ-Comix ( Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List for the FUNNIEST Blog on the Web)
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To: Xenalyte

If you very cleverly tattoed "Xena's Guy" on your arm, it would obviate any difficulties, particularly if you acquire any future Xena's Guys, not that I'm suggesting you rush out and exchange the current Xena's Guy for another version.


51 posted on 03/11/2005 10:24:47 AM PST by Argh
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To: Spktyr

Oh, I didn't know that. However, if Xenalyte showed up wearing a matched set of those 1911's you would have a problem with it? I know I wouldn't. Even worse, I'd be checking out the pistols more than the lady they're attached too....


52 posted on 03/11/2005 10:26:39 AM PST by stylin_geek (Liberalism: comparable to a chicken with its head cut off, but with more spastic motions)
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To: stylin_geek

Probably not, but it would detract from the authenticity of the outfit. ;)

Not that I'd care much, I think. Mmmm... Lara.....


53 posted on 03/11/2005 10:48:57 AM PST by Spktyr (Overwhelmingly superior firepower and the willingness to use it is the only proven peace solution.)
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To: Xenalyte; Flyer
Just a quick question here as I'm on my way to Missouri City this afternoon. Does the former librarian known as Mama, know what you're doing?

Inquiring minds (both troubled and trouble making) and all ............

54 posted on 03/11/2005 10:58:31 AM PST by HoustonCurmudgeon (Redneck from a red city, in a red county, in a red state, and a former Army Red Leg.)
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To: HoustonCurmudgeon

As a matter of fact, Sue is not in this particular loop. Not that she'd like it any more than the Xena one, mind you.

She's still getting over the part where I hinted that it would be splendid if she and Dad would wear costume to the wedding.

BTW, don't know if I told you, but she's now the field trip coordinator at HMNS. It's the part she was born to play!


55 posted on 03/11/2005 11:06:00 AM PST by Xenalyte (I dare you to make less sense.)
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To: Xenalyte

I vote movie Lara, mainly because you have so many more options for outfits!


56 posted on 03/11/2005 11:23:52 AM PST by gopwinsin04
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To: finnman69
That's a good one, but this may be better...


57 posted on 03/11/2005 11:25:59 AM PST by gopwinsin04
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To: gopwinsin04

That requires a certain firmness about the torso that I lack. That particular portion of my anatomy bears more resemblance to Robbie Coltrane than A-Jo.


58 posted on 03/11/2005 11:31:49 AM PST by Xenalyte (I dare you to make less sense.)
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To: gopwinsin04

Although I would note for the record that in that picture, she's not so much washboarding as sucking it in.


59 posted on 03/11/2005 11:32:14 AM PST by Xenalyte (I dare you to make less sense.)
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To: Xenalyte; presidio9; Fierce Allegiance; Constitution Day; martin_fierro; Tijeras_Slim; Owl_Eagle; ..

Per request of Xena.

I hope you don't mind a ping to a little more pure silliness!


60 posted on 03/11/2005 1:26:26 PM PST by Fierce Allegiance (“Every time a system is made foolproof - a new class of fool emerges.”)
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