Posted on 03/11/2005 6:46:21 AM PST by pissant
A German who persuaded doctors to give him a second penis has lost his wife after he showed her the result.
Biker Michael Gruber, 40, lost his original penis in a motorbike accident and doctors built him a second one using a mixture of skin, bone and other tissues from his own body.
The penis worked so well that he was even able to father a child with his wife Bianca, 25, and their son Etienne was born last year.
But Gruber was still not happy and asked doctors to repeat the operation and build him a better organ, to which they agreed.
However, before removing the first penis doctors said they needed to make sure the new tissue transplant was a success, and had to leave the first penis in place.
Dr Markus Kuentscher, a plastic surgeon at Berlin's Accident Hospital, said: "We left the old one attached until the new one is properly supplied with blood."
But when Gruber showed his wife his double penis, she went home, packed her bags and left.
From his hospital bed he said: "I've got two penises but no wife, but I am hoping when I get rid of one of the penises I will get her back."
His testicles are intact and will be connected to what is actually his third penis when doctors are happy the operation was a success.
His story was this week featured on a German TV documentary called The Last Penis Operation.
His pants fit him like a glove.
"choppers"
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LOL. I'll be sticking to Vespa.
EEEwwww....
I guess that's one ONE would look like with a pancake on it's head (and teeth?). How about two...?
;-)
Dasher
Twins?
Actually, based on the news story - the second one is supposed to be bigger than the first.
Actually the first is gone - so, the third one is supposed to be bigger than the second. We have no data on the first -
Yeah I read it. I could see having the second one built due to loss of original equipment, so to speak, but getting a third one as an upgrade for the second one and showing anyone the temporary tandem arrangement is just plain stupid. I'd have spent the money smarter.
the former Mrs. Bobit would have to use power hedge trimmers on this guy... maybe she Panicked thinking about where the extra penis may attempt to penetrate.</p>
So9
He can honestly claim to have 12 inches.
This isn't "Family Guy," ya know.
SD
I don't understand...
SD
Unlimited Photoshop material here, but the thread would get hammered in a heartbeat! I will admit to thinking about a certain ex-presidential nose, but I doubt My image host would host the image, anyway!
The mental image is enough already!
When Ralph first noticed that his penis was growing larger and staying erect longer, he was delighted, as was his wife.
But after several weeks, his penis had grown to nearly 16 inches.
Ralph became quite concerned. He was having problems dressing, and even walking. So he and his wife went to see a prominent urologist.
After an initial examination, the doctor explained to the couple that, though rare, Ralph's condition could be fixed
through corrective surgery.
"Crutches? Why would he need crutches?" responded the surprised doctor.
"Well," said the wife coldly, "you're gonna lengthen his legs, aren't you?
yeah,...he was the guy that counted change in the carnival geek tent
yeah,...that's FLAPJACK, for those of you in Rio Linda
Yep
He just forgot where he laid her.
Probably a Gemini.
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