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When Ralph first noticed that his penis was growing larger and staying erect longer, he was delighted, as was his wife.

But after several weeks, his penis had grown to nearly 16 inches.

Ralph became quite concerned. He was having problems dressing, and even walking. So he and his wife went to see a prominent urologist.

After an initial examination, the doctor explained to the couple that, though rare, Ralph's condition could be fixed
through corrective surgery.

"Crutches? Why would he need crutches?" responded the surprised doctor.

"Well," said the wife coldly, "you're gonna lengthen his legs, aren't you?


75 posted on 03/11/2005 10:19:37 PM PST by B4Ranch (The Minutemen will be doing a 30 day Neighborhood Watch Program in Cochise County, Arizona.)
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Knarly !

Organ donor get new organ.....


136 posted on 03/15/2005 9:58:00 PM PST by Squantos (Be polite. Be professional. But, have a plan to kill everyone you meet. ©)
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