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Man with two penises loses wife
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| 3/11/05
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Posted on 03/11/2005 6:46:21 AM PST by pissant
A German who persuaded doctors to give him a second penis has lost his wife after he showed her the result.
Biker Michael Gruber, 40, lost his original penis in a motorbike accident and doctors built him a second one using a mixture of skin, bone and other tissues from his own body.
The penis worked so well that he was even able to father a child with his wife Bianca, 25, and their son Etienne was born last year.
But Gruber was still not happy and asked doctors to repeat the operation and build him a better organ, to which they agreed.
However, before removing the first penis doctors said they needed to make sure the new tissue transplant was a success, and had to leave the first penis in place.
Dr Markus Kuentscher, a plastic surgeon at Berlin's Accident Hospital, said: "We left the old one attached until the new one is properly supplied with blood."
But when Gruber showed his wife his double penis, she went home, packed her bags and left.
From his hospital bed he said: "I've got two penises but no wife, but I am hoping when I get rid of one of the penises I will get her back."
His testicles are intact and will be connected to what is actually his third penis when doctors are happy the operation was a success.
His story was this week featured on a German TV documentary called The Last Penis Operation.
TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: doubleyourfun; doubleyourpleasure; handsarefull; oops; pantload
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Must make for interesting threesomes!
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posted on
03/11/2005 6:46:22 AM PST
by
pissant
To: pissant
Biker Michael Gruber, 40, lost his original penis in a motorbike accident and doctors built him a second one using a mixture of skin, bone and other tissues from his own body.And he wonders why his wife left him.
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posted on
03/11/2005 6:47:39 AM PST
by
skeeter
("What's to talk about? It's illegal." S Bono)
To: pissant
That's it!
I'm going out to get a third one just to be safe.
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posted on
03/11/2005 6:50:44 AM PST
by
KidGlock
(W-1)
To: pissant
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posted on
03/11/2005 6:51:08 AM PST
by
johnmilken
(75% of my posts are proved wrong within 10 minutes...)
To: pissant
Two heads are better than one.
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posted on
03/11/2005 6:51:54 AM PST
by
cowboyway
(My Hero's have always been cowboys.)
To: skeeter
Reminds me of the guy in high school with a third nipple.
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posted on
03/11/2005 6:52:23 AM PST
by
KidGlock
(W-1)
To: pissant
Hell, get 5 so a condom will fit like a glove.
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posted on
03/11/2005 6:57:53 AM PST
by
BJClinton
(My name is Rather. And I'm a dick)
To: BigB
Mr B, think we could use this thread as the Friday Sillines™ thread?
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posted on
03/11/2005 6:58:27 AM PST
by
BJClinton
(My name is Rather. And I'm a dick)
To: pissant
Didja hear about the guy who had five?
His pants fit him like a glove! (badda-bing)
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posted on
03/11/2005 6:58:57 AM PST
by
Hegemony Cricket
(You are witnessing History in the making! (We are having to rewrite prehistory))
To: BJClinton
Beat me to the punch by 1:04, darnit! hehehe
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posted on
03/11/2005 7:00:02 AM PST
by
Hegemony Cricket
(You are witnessing History in the making! (We are having to rewrite prehistory))
To: Hegemony Cricket
I hope they're both on the same side of the body.....
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posted on
03/11/2005 7:00:58 AM PST
by
Loud Mime
(Let them know: go to thotline dot com)
To: pissant
Geeez! Where's Lorena when you need her!
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posted on
03/11/2005 7:04:42 AM PST
by
aShepard
To: pissant
A German who persuaded doctors to give him a second penis has lost his wife after he showed her the result.
A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush.
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posted on
03/11/2005 7:06:49 AM PST
by
holymoly
("A lot" is TWO words.)
To: Hegemony Cricket
Newbomb Turk, is that you?
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posted on
03/11/2005 7:08:44 AM PST
by
Moleman
To: cowboyway; pissant
Let's hope these doctors matched the colors better...
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posted on
03/11/2005 7:10:50 AM PST
by
mikrofon
(Headed in different directions)
To: BJClinton
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posted on
03/11/2005 7:11:06 AM PST
by
pissant
To: aShepard
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posted on
03/11/2005 7:11:53 AM PST
by
pissant
To: pissant
Must make for interesting threesomes! Water-tight.
To: Conspiracy Guy; Darksheare
Your wit is needed, ping!
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posted on
03/11/2005 7:31:39 AM PST
by
CSM
(Currently accepting applications for the position of stay at home mom.)
To: Hegemony Cricket
Heh. Great minds think alike...in a middle-school sort of way.
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posted on
03/11/2005 7:37:13 AM PST
by
BJClinton
(My name is Rather. And I'm a dick)
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