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Must make for interesting threesomes!
1 posted on 03/11/2005 6:46:22 AM PST by pissant
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Biker Michael Gruber, 40, lost his original penis in a motorbike accident and doctors built him a second one using a mixture of skin, bone and other tissues from his own body.

And he wonders why his wife left him.

2 posted on 03/11/2005 6:47:39 AM PST by skeeter ("What's to talk about? It's illegal." S Bono)
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That's it!

I'm going out to get a third one just to be safe.


3 posted on 03/11/2005 6:50:44 AM PST by KidGlock (W-1)
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Post of the Day!


4 posted on 03/11/2005 6:51:08 AM PST by johnmilken (75% of my posts are proved wrong within 10 minutes...)
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Two heads are better than one.


5 posted on 03/11/2005 6:51:54 AM PST by cowboyway (My Hero's have always been cowboys.)
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Hell, get 5 so a condom will fit like a glove.


7 posted on 03/11/2005 6:57:53 AM PST by BJClinton (My name is Rather. And I'm a dick)
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Mr B, think we could use this thread as the Friday Sillines™ thread?


8 posted on 03/11/2005 6:58:27 AM PST by BJClinton (My name is Rather. And I'm a dick)
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Didja hear about the guy who had five?








His pants fit him like a glove! (badda-bing)


9 posted on 03/11/2005 6:58:57 AM PST by Hegemony Cricket (You are witnessing History in the making! (We are having to rewrite prehistory))
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Geeez! Where's Lorena when you need her!


12 posted on 03/11/2005 7:04:42 AM PST by aShepard
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A German who persuaded doctors to give him a second penis has lost his wife after he showed her the result.

A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush.
13 posted on 03/11/2005 7:06:49 AM PST by holymoly ("A lot" is TWO words.)
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Must make for interesting threesomes!

Water-tight.

18 posted on 03/11/2005 7:14:00 AM PST by 54-46 Was My Number (Right now, somebody else got that number)
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Your wit is needed, ping!


19 posted on 03/11/2005 7:31:39 AM PST by CSM (Currently accepting applications for the position of stay at home mom.)
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Boy, I bet he's a real prick.


21 posted on 03/11/2005 7:50:53 AM PST by Licensed-To-Carry (Praise be to the LORD, who trains my hands for war, and my fingers for battle.)
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bump


23 posted on 03/11/2005 7:59:29 AM PST by tje
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A German who persuaded doctors to give him a second penis has lost his wife after he showed her the result.

I wonder what her response would have been if he'd persuaded the doctors to put the second one on his chin...?

32 posted on 03/11/2005 8:15:39 AM PST by Snardius
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he just needed a bigger organ

38 posted on 03/11/2005 8:32:53 AM PST by martin_fierro (Le Bling-Bling, c'est moi)
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Paging Dr Laz, stat!


43 posted on 03/11/2005 8:38:39 AM PST by Conspiracy Guy (Reading is fundamental. Comprehension is optional.)
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....you just can't make this stuff up.....please, no viagra


50 posted on 03/11/2005 8:52:21 AM PST by smiley
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All right.

I do believe this is the strangest story I've ever read, possibly here or elsewhere.

Dan


52 posted on 03/11/2005 8:56:35 AM PST by BibChr ("...behold, they have rejected the word of the LORD, so what wisdom is in them?" [Jer. 8:9])
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If he left things like they are now they could choose if they were working towards another baby or not!


53 posted on 03/11/2005 9:03:06 AM PST by Grammy
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Words fail me...


56 posted on 03/11/2005 9:07:39 AM PST by Unknown Freeper
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