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he just needed a bigger organ
Posted on 03/11/2005 6:46:21 AM PST by pissant
A German who persuaded doctors to give him a second penis has lost his wife after he showed her the result.
Biker Michael Gruber, 40, lost his original penis in a motorbike accident and doctors built him a second one using a mixture of skin, bone and other tissues from his own body.
The penis worked so well that he was even able to father a child with his wife Bianca, 25, and their son Etienne was born last year.
But Gruber was still not happy and asked doctors to repeat the operation and build him a better organ, to which they agreed.
However, before removing the first penis doctors said they needed to make sure the new tissue transplant was a success, and had to leave the first penis in place.
Dr Markus Kuentscher, a plastic surgeon at Berlin's Accident Hospital, said: "We left the old one attached until the new one is properly supplied with blood."
But when Gruber showed his wife his double penis, she went home, packed her bags and left.
From his hospital bed he said: "I've got two penises but no wife, but I am hoping when I get rid of one of the penises I will get her back."
His testicles are intact and will be connected to what is actually his third penis when doctors are happy the operation was a success.
His story was this week featured on a German TV documentary called The Last Penis Operation.
Boy, I bet he's a real prick.
There was a man named Gruber,
Unhappy with his goober.
He then took a chance,
They filled up his pants,
His wife said, "so long twober."
bump
"Boy, I bet he's a real prick."
You can say that AGAIN!
I knew I could count on you!
Your trust means a lot to me! ; )
LMAO!!!
great Friday thread, CG!~
Their marriage was obviously in trouble to start with.
"We have the technology.. we can make him.. better.."
*cue theme for 6 million dollar man*
I wonder what her response would have been if he'd persuaded the doctors to put the second one on his chin...?
funny!
Excellent !!!
I felt it was worthy.
Did you like my limmerick?
Ping to #22 and thread in general
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he just needed a bigger organ
Dumb woman.........
Couldn't see it.
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