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Man with two penises loses wife
ananova ^ | 3/11/05 | staff

Posted on 03/11/2005 6:46:21 AM PST by pissant

A German who persuaded doctors to give him a second penis has lost his wife after he showed her the result.

Biker Michael Gruber, 40, lost his original penis in a motorbike accident and doctors built him a second one using a mixture of skin, bone and other tissues from his own body.

The penis worked so well that he was even able to father a child with his wife Bianca, 25, and their son Etienne was born last year.

But Gruber was still not happy and asked doctors to repeat the operation and build him a better organ, to which they agreed.

However, before removing the first penis doctors said they needed to make sure the new tissue transplant was a success, and had to leave the first penis in place.

Dr Markus Kuentscher, a plastic surgeon at Berlin's Accident Hospital, said: "We left the old one attached until the new one is properly supplied with blood."

But when Gruber showed his wife his double penis, she went home, packed her bags and left.

From his hospital bed he said: "I've got two penises but no wife, but I am hoping when I get rid of one of the penises I will get her back."

His testicles are intact and will be connected to what is actually his third penis when doctors are happy the operation was a success.

His story was this week featured on a German TV documentary called The Last Penis Operation.


TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: doubleyourfun; doubleyourpleasure; handsarefull; oops; pantload
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To: pissant

His pants fit him like a glove.


61 posted on 03/11/2005 9:28:21 AM PST by Oberon (What does it take to make government shrink?)
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To: Willie Green

"choppers"
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LOL. I'll be sticking to Vespa.


62 posted on 03/11/2005 9:37:05 AM PST by pissant
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To: Conspiracy Guy

EEEwwww....
I guess that's one ONE would look like with a pancake on it's head (and teeth?). How about two...?

;-)

Dasher


63 posted on 03/11/2005 9:39:24 AM PST by Dashing Dasher (Mar 11, 1302, The characters Romeo and Juliet were married this day according to William Shakespeare)
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To: Dashing Dasher

Twins?


64 posted on 03/11/2005 10:06:05 AM PST by Conspiracy Guy (Reading is fundamental. Comprehension is optional.)
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To: Conspiracy Guy

Actually, based on the news story - the second one is supposed to be bigger than the first.

Actually the first is gone - so, the third one is supposed to be bigger than the second. We have no data on the first -


65 posted on 03/11/2005 10:07:46 AM PST by Dashing Dasher (Mar 11, 1302, The characters Romeo and Juliet were married this day according to William Shakespeare)
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To: Dashing Dasher

Yeah I read it. I could see having the second one built due to loss of original equipment, so to speak, but getting a third one as an upgrade for the second one and showing anyone the temporary tandem arrangement is just plain stupid. I'd have spent the money smarter.


66 posted on 03/11/2005 10:13:44 AM PST by Conspiracy Guy (Reading is fundamental. Comprehension is optional.)
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To: pissant

the former Mrs. Bobit would have to use power hedge trimmers on this guy... maybe she Panicked thinking about where the extra penis may attempt to penetrate.</p>


67 posted on 03/11/2005 10:32:09 AM PST by bedolido (I can forgive you for killing my sons, but I cannot forgive you for forcing me to kill your sons)
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To: pissant
Definitely give you bragging rights in the locker room.

So9

68 posted on 03/11/2005 11:47:27 AM PST by Servant of the 9 (Trust Me)
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To: Servant of the 9

He can honestly claim to have 12 inches.


69 posted on 03/11/2005 11:48:28 AM PST by pissant
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To: Snardius
I wonder what her response would have been if he'd persuaded the doctors to put the second one on his chin...?

This isn't "Family Guy," ya know.

SD

70 posted on 03/11/2005 11:51:16 AM PST by SoothingDave
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To: SoothingDave
This isn't "Family Guy," ya know

I don't understand...

71 posted on 03/11/2005 11:54:01 AM PST by Snardius
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To: Snardius
All the male characters on "Family Guy" (cartoon) have chins that look suspiciously like scrotums.

SD

72 posted on 03/11/2005 2:03:47 PM PST by SoothingDave
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To: pissant

Unlimited Photoshop material here, but the thread would get hammered in a heartbeat! I will admit to thinking about a certain ex-presidential nose, but I doubt My image host would host the image, anyway!


73 posted on 03/11/2005 3:02:48 PM PST by SWAMPSNIPER ( suspect)
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To: SWAMPSNIPER

The mental image is enough already!


74 posted on 03/11/2005 3:03:39 PM PST by pissant
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To: pissant; glock rocks; Pete-R-Bilt; Squantos

When Ralph first noticed that his penis was growing larger and staying erect longer, he was delighted, as was his wife.

But after several weeks, his penis had grown to nearly 16 inches.

Ralph became quite concerned. He was having problems dressing, and even walking. So he and his wife went to see a prominent urologist.

After an initial examination, the doctor explained to the couple that, though rare, Ralph's condition could be fixed
through corrective surgery.

"Crutches? Why would he need crutches?" responded the surprised doctor.

"Well," said the wife coldly, "you're gonna lengthen his legs, aren't you?


75 posted on 03/11/2005 10:19:37 PM PST by B4Ranch (The Minutemen will be doing a 30 day Neighborhood Watch Program in Cochise County, Arizona.)
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To: Hegemony Cricket

yeah,...he was the guy that counted change in the carnival geek tent


76 posted on 03/11/2005 10:23:21 PM PST by Dad yer funny
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To: Conspiracy Guy

yeah,...that's FLAPJACK, for those of you in Rio Linda


77 posted on 03/11/2005 10:25:46 PM PST by Dad yer funny
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To: Dad yer funny

Yep


78 posted on 03/12/2005 7:02:19 AM PST by Conspiracy Guy (Reading is fundamental. Comprehension is optional.)
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To: pissant
lost his wife...

He just forgot where he laid her.

79 posted on 03/12/2005 8:34:12 AM PST by Rudder
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To: pissant

Probably a Gemini.


80 posted on 03/14/2005 11:10:40 AM PST by SunkenCiv (last updated my FreeRepublic profile on Sunday, March 13, 2005.)
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