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Man with two penises loses wife
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Posted on 03/11/2005 6:46:21 AM PST by pissant
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To: pissant
His pants fit him like a glove.
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posted on
03/11/2005 9:28:21 AM PST
by
Oberon
(What does it take to make government shrink?)
To: Willie Green
"choppers"
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LOL. I'll be sticking to Vespa.
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posted on
03/11/2005 9:37:05 AM PST
by
pissant
To: Conspiracy Guy
EEEwwww....
I guess that's one ONE would look like with a pancake on it's head (and teeth?). How about two...?
;-)
Dasher
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posted on
03/11/2005 9:39:24 AM PST
by
Dashing Dasher
(Mar 11, 1302, The characters Romeo and Juliet were married this day according to William Shakespeare)
To: Dashing Dasher
64
posted on
03/11/2005 10:06:05 AM PST
by
Conspiracy Guy
(Reading is fundamental. Comprehension is optional.)
To: Conspiracy Guy
Actually, based on the news story - the second one is supposed to be bigger than the first.
Actually the first is gone - so, the third one is supposed to be bigger than the second. We have no data on the first -
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posted on
03/11/2005 10:07:46 AM PST
by
Dashing Dasher
(Mar 11, 1302, The characters Romeo and Juliet were married this day according to William Shakespeare)
To: Dashing Dasher
Yeah I read it. I could see having the second one built due to loss of original equipment, so to speak, but getting a third one as an upgrade for the second one and showing anyone the temporary tandem arrangement is just plain stupid. I'd have spent the money smarter.
66
posted on
03/11/2005 10:13:44 AM PST
by
Conspiracy Guy
(Reading is fundamental. Comprehension is optional.)
To: pissant
the former Mrs. Bobit would have to use power hedge trimmers on this guy... maybe she Panicked thinking about where the extra penis may attempt to penetrate.</p>
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posted on
03/11/2005 10:32:09 AM PST
by
bedolido
(I can forgive you for killing my sons, but I cannot forgive you for forcing me to kill your sons)
To: pissant
Definitely give you bragging rights in the locker room.
So9
To: Servant of the 9
He can honestly claim to have 12 inches.
69
posted on
03/11/2005 11:48:28 AM PST
by
pissant
To: Snardius
I wonder what her response would have been if he'd persuaded the doctors to put the second one on his chin...? This isn't "Family Guy," ya know.
SD
To: SoothingDave
This isn't "Family Guy," ya knowI don't understand...
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posted on
03/11/2005 11:54:01 AM PST
by
Snardius
To: Snardius
All the male characters on "Family Guy" (cartoon) have chins that look suspiciously like scrotums.
SD
To: pissant
Unlimited Photoshop material here, but the thread would get hammered in a heartbeat! I will admit to thinking about a certain ex-presidential nose, but I doubt My image host would host the image, anyway!
To: SWAMPSNIPER
The mental image is enough already!
74
posted on
03/11/2005 3:03:39 PM PST
by
pissant
To: pissant; glock rocks; Pete-R-Bilt; Squantos
When Ralph first noticed that his penis was growing larger and staying erect longer, he was delighted, as was his wife.
But after several weeks, his penis had grown to nearly 16 inches.
Ralph became quite concerned. He was having problems dressing, and even walking. So he and his wife went to see a prominent urologist.
After an initial examination, the doctor explained to the couple that, though rare, Ralph's condition could be fixed
through corrective surgery.
"Crutches? Why would he need crutches?" responded the surprised doctor.
"Well," said the wife coldly, "you're gonna lengthen his legs, aren't you?
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posted on
03/11/2005 10:19:37 PM PST
by
B4Ranch
(The Minutemen will be doing a 30 day Neighborhood Watch Program in Cochise County, Arizona.)
To: Hegemony Cricket
yeah,...he was the guy that counted change in the carnival geek tent
To: Conspiracy Guy
yeah,...that's FLAPJACK, for those of you in Rio Linda
To: Dad yer funny
78
posted on
03/12/2005 7:02:19 AM PST
by
Conspiracy Guy
(Reading is fundamental. Comprehension is optional.)
To: pissant
lost his wife...He just forgot where he laid her.
79
posted on
03/12/2005 8:34:12 AM PST
by
Rudder
To: pissant
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posted on
03/14/2005 11:10:40 AM PST
by
SunkenCiv
(last updated my FreeRepublic profile on Sunday, March 13, 2005.)
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