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Posted on 03/09/2005 7:53:02 AM PST by pissant
10. Hong Kong, China Ahh yes of course Hong Kong, land of the beautiful Asian women who all speak English, & plus they're rich, so of course it would make the list. Reknowned as faster than New York, & more glamorous than Paris, Hong Kong is where some of the finest models and actresses come together to unwind after strenuous schedules. And for those of you who say you don't like Oriental women, well you've never seen one properly.
9. Tel Aviv, Israel Israel has some of the best looking women in the world, something about those green eyes that are just particularly attractive. But beware as in Israel women over the age of 18 are required to have been in the military, this of course means that if you sleep with an Israeli girl's best friend, she may very well kick your ass, while equipped with an Uzi. Sure it's a longshot, but it could happen.
8. Montreal, Canada Ahh the flavour of France but with the convenient location of Canada, Montreal is truly one of the world's best cities. So many colleges & universities, so many women, & with fashion sense, a very good quality may I add. The best part of course being that the women all speak French, the language of love. So my friends, take a trip to Montreal, and find a beautiful leather trench coat wearing beauty that will serenade you in French all night long.
7. Caracas, Venezuela Caracas the capital of Venezuela, Venezuela the country with more Miss Universe Pageant titles than any other nation, so you know it's capital is going to be raging full of beautiful women. Women so beautiful that they make Brazilian women look like trashier counterparts. I speak honestly when I tell you that I know what type of undergarments runner up to Miss Venezuela wears (let us just say little flowers), what I cannot begin to tell you however is the amount of fun you will have if you take a trip to Venezuela, say hello to Hugo Chavez for me.
6. Moscow , Russia Mother Russia is home to some of the world's finest women, the Moscow subway alone has more beauties than all of the United States alone, I only wish I were exaggerating, I live in the US :( . It's not only the regularity of tall, blonde hair, blue eyed women that make it so great, it's also the amazing level of friendliness that you will find. Unlike some (most) Latin countries where the women are more concerned with a man's bank account status, than with his looks or charm, the opposite can be said about Russia, here it's looks that get you bye not wealth, now this may be a disappointment for you, but for me it worked out just fine.
5. Prague, Czech Republic How much can be said about Eastern European chicks, well I think you will find upon arrival that so much can be said you would be better of putting it all in a song, as I myself once did. The women of Prague are on a level unlike most any other kind you may have ever seen. As a short trip to a riverside nightclub will surely reveal to you, that you are in fact not in Kansas anymore, you're in Prague, the land of Blonde short skirt wearing vixens dancing on tabletops, smiling at you, yes that's right you, well really I mean me, but maybe you too.
4. Varna, Bulgaria Many of you may not have heard of Bulgaria, some of you may not know where to find it on a map, but you have all been there, in your dreams at night when you sleep. A land of cheap vodka, no drug laws, mecahnical bulls on the beach, & waterslides. A land of cafes with inflatable furniture, the land of g-strings, & see through pants, the land of topless sunbathing. But more importantly than all others the land of the world's most beautiful, charming, & stunning women, oh how I love them so.
3. Buenos Aires, Argentina Buenos Aires should be designated the capital of the Western Hemisphere, not only for it's wealth of beautiful women on a scale unlike any other Latin Country, even the extraordinary Venezuela, but for being the best city this side of Paris. Buenos Aires is amazing, where else can you sing Madonna hyms by the burial site of Evita, answer nowhere. More inportantly where else can I get invited to model scout competitions, invited to Fashion TV parties, & kiss a 6"4 supermodel, well not too many other places let me tell you.
2. Copenhagen, Denmark Copenhagen has surely got some of the world's most beautiful women, & also some of the friendliest, maybe even a little bit more sex orientated than their Swedish counterparts. For instance, I had just arrived at the Copenhagen train station, it was late, I was tired, I must've been looking good, for I noticed a hot Danish girl looking my way, so I looked hers, then I smiled, then she pointed me out to her friend, & next thing you know I had an entire highschool classroom full of girls yelling at me, things, yelling things, good things. This alone is why I say Copenhagen is the best, it's like Amsterdam but cool, plus with way finer women.
1. Stockholm, Sweden Stockholm is a city filled with the best looking women in the world, women so good looking that when you walk in to a 7-11 you will swear that you have just walked into a reality tv set, What Happens When Supermodels Work at A Convenience Store? Yes I know it's a long name, but hey it's true. Better yet the women are super friendly, & extremely educated, they speak English with English accents, they start making you wonder whether England in fact had good looking women but they're all on working vacations in Sweden, turns out they're not as England doesn't have but in fact they're all just really well studied Swedish girls
Minneapolis-St. Paul!
It's a fair enough list really....sort of tilted to blondes but fair.
He's sure right about Caracas....the higher income areas like Alta Mira are pretty hot on weekend nights.
I lived in Manhattan for years....sorry...no way in my view unless you are under the tent at a fashion show.
For the USA: Dallas-Ft Worth, LA to San Diego corridor, Miami (tops for my taste), Ole Miss (and North Jackson Miss), Atlanta, Birmingham and Nashville have both improved dramatically. Baton Rouge over New Orleans and Montgomery over Mobile.
Columbus Ohio...yes...it's true. Lexington KY too.
The entire old cotton belt from VA to East Texas across the Deep and Mid South contains pockets of faded gentry that has genetically produced some of the prettiest women in the world since the late 1600s and forward....basically any small town....in the professional and landed classes....Down South, landed rakes don't marry ugly gals and it propagates itself.
I swear.
Minn-St.Paul? I thought it was the Seattle of the midwest.
yes, and everything else. LA is a big place. If you go to Beverly Center, UCLA or other less skanky places you'll see the beauty.
As to U.S. cities, I would definitely rate Beaumont, Texas as having the best looking women.
The WORST? According to Clemenza, probably Seattle, WA. Typical woman there is a bony pasty-faced Leftist with purple hair, covered with tattoos and multiple piercings.
Geez, you just about covered the entire US (minus the NE trolls)....
Cheers.
Zoinks. You are the man. BTW, is Norway the country where they want to get make men sit down to pee?
No, that's Sweden.
But, they are nagging about putting the toilet seat back down after use :-P
Cheers.
How did Sweden become a nation of such wussies?
That's what fifty years of socialism and liberalism will do to you.
Any luck with the gal you met clubbing?
Hear, hear!
Being such a wuss, I was quite happy to just have a little chat with her. She is a quite well known model over here.
I couldn't even get her to buy me a drink, so I left :-)
Cheers.
Colleges in MS with the homely-est, dumpy-est, troll-like women: Millsaps and "the W." Hands down.
Southern college with the highest % of NJ-born bull-dykes: Emory.
Cities with the most unattractive women: Buffalo, Detroit (and its suburbs), Seattle, and Portland. Outside the U.S., I would have to say much of southern Mexico, and the provincial cities in the U.K. I also never really found French women attractive, with the exception of their Acadian cousins in South Louisiana and Montreal.
I don't see Stillwater, Okla or Dallas, Texas so the list is invalid.
I think you and I share the same taste in women. You are right about Alta Mira.
I used to travel to Panama on a monthly basis. Most of the attractive women down there were from Colombia, although the hottest girl I ever met down therewas the daughter of a client, who was a Sephardic Jew from Syria.
College Campus with the ugliest women: Barnyard, er, Barnard. I weep for the male students at Columbia.
Of course if you are REALLY into women who don't shave and bathe, let me recommend Evergreen State College in Olympia, WA, Reed College in Portland and (of course) Cornell, particularly those coeds in the Social Sciences and the humanities.
Of course, there are my alma mater, Fordham University (drunken Irish girls of easy virtue) and the University of Chicago (bookish Asian, Jewish and WASP girls of varying degrees of attractiveness, but high levels of intelligence).
STOCKHOLM has some a-s ugly women. Don't much care for Asian chicks (in terms of attractiveness), so I disqualify myself from judging Hong Kong.
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