Posted on 03/04/2005 9:02:18 AM PST by TheBigB
Woo Hoo! TGIF! Time for some FRIDAAAAAAY SILLINESS!! :^) Let loose and blow off some steam...post silly pics, jokes, nonsensical statements, or even IGNORE THIS THREAD!
"Silliness, sweeeet!"
An actual book about pet care. I swear!
It's not Christmas, but still...
Fierce Allegiance says he never listened to that Debbie Gibson tape in his truck. I don't believe him. :^)
She's a great american
Well lookee here,
All ya gotta do is type in "Flag" and "Hunk" in google.
That question is gay.
Shalom
If you weren't so darn cute...:^)
Have you tried google? Or Ask Jeeves?
In times like this, I am sorry slide rulers have gone out of vogue.
And on the bright side, you have dodged the woman > wine question for the last hour. Let's see if you can do the same with the spousal unit tonight
The US Postal Service created a stamp with a picture of Senator Hillary Clinton to honor her achievements as the First Lady of our nation.
In daily use it was shown that the stamp was not sticking to envelopes. This enraged Senator Clinton, who demanded a full investigation.
After a month of testing, a special presidential commission made the following findings:
*The stamp was in perfect order.
*There was nothing wrong with the applied adhesive.
*People were spitting on the wrong side.
I did try The Magic 8 Ball but I couldn't get it to work in my browser.
I tried typing "woman fine wine" into Google and got a reference to a SF Chronicle article on "The L Word" which was not silly and I'm not posting it here.
Shalom.
Speaking of cute!
A Strictly Mathematical Viewpoint
What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than
100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 00%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?
Here's a little mathematical formula that might help
you answer
these questions:
If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 2122 23 24 25 26.
Then:
H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%
and
K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%
But,
A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%
And,
B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%
AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.
A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%
So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that While Hard
work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you
there, it's the Bull shit and Ass kissing that will put you
over the top.
I can always count on you on Fridays!!!!
It is my mission in life to make you happy :)
(boomer is a friend of mine who deals in antique watches and twisted humor www.boomertime.com is his watch site)
More thoughts from the dangerous mind of Boomer:
Please tell me I’m NOT the only one that thinks about this stuff!
On icy steps if you don’t C sharp,,, you might B flat
Why is a man who invests all of YOUR money called a "broker"?
Can you really be a “closet claustrophobic”?
ALL EXTREMISTS SHOULD BE SHOT!!
For Sale: one parachute. Only used once, never opened, slight stain.
If you get into a taxi & he drives backwards, will the cabbie end up owing YOU money?
To succeed in politics, it is often necessary to rise above your principles.
Definition: A “show-off” kid is a child more talented than yours
How many ears does Captain Kirk have? 3,,, His left ear, right ear and "final frontier!"
Did you hear about the man jailed for stealing a calendar?... He got 12 months!
I just got stung by a bee ......he charged me $12.00 for a little jar of honey.
Thanks for the ping BigB, here's one for ya;
Two married buddies are out drinking one night when one turns to the other
and says, "You know, I don't know what else to do. Whenever I go home
after we've been out drinking, I turn the headlights off before getting to
the
driveway. I shut off the engine and coast into the garage. I take my shoes
off
before I go into the house. I sneak up the stairs, get
undressed in the bathroom, stick my foot in the toilet and pee down my leg
to prevent splashing sounds. I ease into bed and my wife STILL wakes up
and yells at me for staying out so late!"
His buddy looks at him and says, "Well, you're obviously taking the wrong
approach. I screech into the driveway, slam the door, storm up the steps,
throw my shoes in the closet, jump into bed, slap her on the bottom and
shout, 'WHO'S HORNY' ... and she acts like she is asleep every time."
Cheers!
I'm off to Mexico.
Shalom.
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