Thanks for the ping BigB, here's one for ya;
Two married buddies are out drinking one night when one turns to the other
and says, "You know, I don't know what else to do. Whenever I go home
after we've been out drinking, I turn the headlights off before getting to
the
driveway. I shut off the engine and coast into the garage. I take my shoes
off
before I go into the house. I sneak up the stairs, get
undressed in the bathroom, stick my foot in the toilet and pee down my leg
to prevent splashing sounds. I ease into bed and my wife STILL wakes up
and yells at me for staying out so late!"
His buddy looks at him and says, "Well, you're obviously taking the wrong
approach. I screech into the driveway, slam the door, storm up the steps,
throw my shoes in the closet, jump into bed, slap her on the bottom and
shout, 'WHO'S HORNY' ... and she acts like she is asleep every time."
Cheers!