A Farewell to the World Address (my vanity of vanities) ((bring your own bunnies & pancakes))

To: vigilanteonvigilante

Hey folks, it's total poperization time!

61 posted on 03/01/2005 8:49:12 AM PST by squarebarb

To: Incorrigible; vigilanteonvigilante

If you start tap dancing with golf shoes on, vig's gonna get an earworm.
;-)

62 posted on 03/01/2005 8:49:48 AM PST by Darksheare (Tagline error. Expected file 'zot.class' not present. Contact site Admin.)

63 posted on 03/01/2005 8:49:56 AM PST by arizonarachel

To: vigilanteonvigilante

64 posted on 03/01/2005 8:50:51 AM PST by Doomonyou (Molon Labe! FMCDH!)

To: vigilanteonvigilante

65 posted on 03/01/2005 8:52:17 AM PST by Redcloak (More cleverly arranged 1's and 0's)

To: vigilanteonvigilante

You deserve an earworm!

2NU - Ponderous

This is ponderous man... Really ponderous...

I had this dream the other night...
I went to work one day...
And nobody remembered who I was....
So, i decided to take the day off...
On my way out, I run into my boss and he say's, "hey, you look familiar..."
I said, "thanks, people say that a lot in these dreams."
then the horns kicked in (sfx) and my shoes started to squeak. (sfx)

Then all of a sudden, I'm standing on a beach in some tropical part of the world...and there's this sign that says... "aren't you supposed to be at work..." (haha) it sort of screamed out at me... (scream)...

Then I remembered, I'd been here in other dreams, but usually there was a water polo game and a girl who could talk with her eyes... And she'd say.. "can you see what I'm saying?" then the horn kicked in (sfx) and my shoes started to squeak...(sfx)

before I knew it... I was walking near a lake when a phone rings (sfx) and the operator speaks to me in a language i don't understand...

Oom papachucka maka nanu singow.
Meling kapalana wani domo chingpow..
Heddy kapalua Kuma genising tea...
Oomama chucka pana one is now three....

Then the horns kicked in. (sfx) and my shoes started to squeak (sfx)

before long, I was coming up on this weird part of my dream... You know, the part where I know how to tap dance... But I can only do it while wearing golf shoes...

Now, I'm back on the beach... Walking with this girl who talks with her eyes. This time she say's. "I think you see what I'm saying..."

then just before I woke up. It started to rain in southern california...

(repeat chorus)

a girl who could talk with her eyes...

Can you see what I'm saying?

Aren't you supposed to be at work? (haha.)

This is ponderous man... Really ponderous...

Oooohhhh (horns)

(squeak sfx)

66 posted on 03/01/2005 8:53:07 AM PST by Darksheare (Tagline error. Expected file 'zot.class' not present. Contact site Admin.)

... difficult read with a bad title ...

Wait a minute, wait a minute! The title's ending is good, if I may say so myself as its author.

;-)

67 posted on 03/01/2005 8:54:16 AM PST by Admin Moderator

To: vigilanteonvigilante

Ya lost me at hello.

68 posted on 03/01/2005 8:54:51 AM PST by RushCrush (Even fanatical Muslim terrorists don’t hate America like liberals do.- Coulter)

To: Admin Moderator

LOL!

Cookie Bunny likes the title.

69 posted on 03/01/2005 8:55:16 AM PST by Darksheare (Tagline error. Expected file 'zot.class' not present. Contact site Admin.)

To: Bush_Democrat

UUNNNNGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH no kidding

71 posted on 03/01/2005 8:58:30 AM PST by backinthefold (Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax)

To: vigilanteonvigilante

You might just be ...

too deep for me!

72 posted on 03/01/2005 8:58:34 AM PST by Zacs Mom (Proud wife of a Marine! ... and purveyor of "rampant, unedited dialogue")

To: vigilanteonvigilante

Look, you may not like what I say, but what are my choices today and what would you wish me to become?

***************

Gone?

73 posted on 03/01/2005 8:59:25 AM PST by trisham

To: vigilanteonvigilante

Sounds like a DUmmie to me!

;-%

74 posted on 03/01/2005 9:00:10 AM PST by Dashing Dasher ( "The difference between fiction and reality? Fiction has to make sense." - Clancy)

#70 removed because of popup password requests from worth1000.com.

75 posted on 03/01/2005 9:00:15 AM PST by Admin Moderator

If you are looking for a critique of your first day, first post---it is a disjointed, difficult read with a bad title, and weak finish.

Don't forget the misspellings!

76 posted on 03/01/2005 9:01:20 AM PST by RushCrush (Even fanatical Muslim terrorists don’t hate America like liberals do.- Coulter)

To: vigilanteonvigilante; Zavien Doombringer; 4mycountry; Constitution Day; VRWCmember; Poohbah; ...

77 posted on 03/01/2005 9:02:59 AM PST by mhking (Do not mess with dragons, for thou art crunchy & good with ketchup...)

To: Admin Moderator

Roger that. Didn't come up on my end. Thanks

78 posted on 03/01/2005 9:03:14 AM PST by Horatio Gates (Today's victim is tomorrow's suspect.)

To: Admin Moderator

The title's ending is good, if I may say so myself as its author.

mea culpa! An extraordinary editorial improvement over the original. Nice work.

79 posted on 03/01/2005 9:03:56 AM PST by NautiNurse (Osama bin Laden has more tapes than Steely Dan)

To: Bush_Democrat

80 posted on 03/01/2005 9:05:06 AM PST by MeekOneGOP (There is only one GOOD 'RAT: one that has been voted OUT of POWER !! Straight ticket GOP!)

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