DAFFY FAITH OF 'DHARMA' STAR

NY Post ^ | 2/25/05 | Richard Johnson

[pissant]

Too bad she is such an idiot, 'cause she is a hottie

[MadIvan]

Elfman says you must devote yourself to Scientology or "you could be dead."

"In the long run, we're all dead" - John Maynard Keynes.

Regards, Ivan

[dfwgator]

Scientology is further proof that PT Barnum was right.

[pissant]

I tried reading Dianetics in college. Read 80 pages then decided to use the book to replace a missing foot on my old couch.

[dfwgator]

You just know L Ron Hubbard just had to be thinking to himself, "these suckers actually bought it?!?"

[ClearCase_guy]

She's a fool. Apparently, she does not realize that she lives in a bathtub, serving as a living battery for the machines which took over the planet several hundred years ago. I guess she missed the memo.

[Trampled by Lambs]

To loosly quote Niven & Pournelle, there is a special place in Hell for Science Fiction writers who invent their own religions.

[dha]

That's no moon, it's a space station...

[AQGeiger]

In other words, her career has completely tanked and she needs a distraction other than selling hair-care products on QVC, because that sort of livelihood just doesn't allow one to be sufficiently self-righteous.

[Free and Armed]

What a dufas. Dharma and Greg sucks anyways; it's an unwanted interruption between King of the Hill episodes.

[timtoews5292004]

Hubbards been dead for a while, but when he was alive he was famously quoted as saying "the quickest way for someone to get rich would be to start your own religion."

[pissant]

LOL

[Future Snake Eater]

"On a long enough timeline, the survival rate for everything drops to zero."--Tyler Durden

[pissant]

She could make good $$$ as a stripper.

[ZinGirl]

Scientologists who reach "OT 3" are told about "Xenu,"

great...but now this article just TOLD ME about "Xenu"...spoiling the whole thing. why would I bother reaching "OT3" now? (snicker) My mother-in-law used to do that with movies, "and you'd never guess that it was the NEIGHBOR who killed him".

[Ignatius J Reilly]

I have heard the whole thing started as a bet with Asimov that he could start a religion - and he did.

[pissant]

Well, the NY Post saved you thousands of $$$, and you won't have to be brainwashed.

[Darkwolf377]

Harlan Ellison once wrote that from his limited friendship with Hubbard (they exchanged mostly cards and phone calls) he thought Hubbard never fully believed in his religion, but "knew a good thing when he saw it". He said Hubbard was a decent guy who didn't actually believe the mythology per se but thought the methods worked to help people, whatever their basis. He also suggested Hubbard thought his followers were a bit wacked, and that Hubbard's inner circle may have been a lot more manipulative than Hubbard himself.

And I still think Jenna Elfman is NOT a hottie--too ditzy, too many teeth. She's blonde and skinny--is that all it takes for someone to be considered hot? (Sarah Jessica Parker, for example--blech!)

[DoctorMichael]

.......Dharma & Greg.......

Never heard of it.

.......She declares, "I intend to make Scientology as accessible to as many people as I can, and that is my goal.".......

Don't do us any favors, babe. Okay?

[martin_fierro]

I've been toying with the idea of a Church of Fierrology.

Comely lasses are welcome to join.