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Too bad she is such an idiot, 'cause she is a hottie


1 posted on 02/25/2005 8:18:21 AM PST by pissant
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To: pissant
Elfman says you must devote yourself to Scientology or "you could be dead."

"In the long run, we're all dead" - John Maynard Keynes.

Regards, Ivan

2 posted on 02/25/2005 8:19:13 AM PST by MadIvan (One blog to bring them all...and in the Darkness bind them: http://www.theringwraith.com/)
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Scientology is further proof that PT Barnum was right.


3 posted on 02/25/2005 8:20:28 AM PST by dfwgator (It's sad that the news media treats Michael Jackson better than our military.)
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She's a fool. Apparently, she does not realize that she lives in a bathtub, serving as a living battery for the machines which took over the planet several hundred years ago. I guess she missed the memo.


6 posted on 02/25/2005 8:24:43 AM PST by ClearCase_guy (The fourth estate is a fifth column.)
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To loosly quote Niven & Pournelle, there is a special place in Hell for Science Fiction writers who invent their own religions.


7 posted on 02/25/2005 8:24:56 AM PST by Trampled by Lambs ("Making Al Gore regret inventing the internet, one post at a time")
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That's no moon, it's a space station...


8 posted on 02/25/2005 8:25:14 AM PST by dha (The safest place to be is within the will of God.)
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In other words, her career has completely tanked and she needs a distraction other than selling hair-care products on QVC, because that sort of livelihood just doesn't allow one to be sufficiently self-righteous.


9 posted on 02/25/2005 8:27:18 AM PST by AQGeiger (Have you hugged your soldier today?)
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What a dufas. Dharma and Greg sucks anyways; it's an unwanted interruption between King of the Hill episodes.


10 posted on 02/25/2005 8:27:57 AM PST by Free and Armed
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Scientologists who reach "OT 3" are told about "Xenu,"

great...but now this article just TOLD ME about "Xenu"...spoiling the whole thing. why would I bother reaching "OT3" now? (snicker) My mother-in-law used to do that with movies, "and you'd never guess that it was the NEIGHBOR who killed him".

15 posted on 02/25/2005 8:30:48 AM PST by ZinGirl
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.......Dharma & Greg.......

Never heard of it.

.......She declares, "I intend to make Scientology as accessible to as many people as I can, and that is my goal.".......

Don't do us any favors, babe. Okay?

19 posted on 02/25/2005 8:32:58 AM PST by DoctorMichael (The Fourth Estate is a Fifth Column!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
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To: pissant; xsmommy; cyborg; DaughterOfAnIwoJimaVet; annyokie
I've been toying with the idea of a Church of Fierrology.

Comely lasses are welcome to join.

20 posted on 02/25/2005 8:34:44 AM PST by martin_fierro (< |:)~)
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Too bad she is such an idiot, 'cause she is a hottie...


 

 

Yeah, but the dingbat DNA jumped into the gene pool...

 

22 posted on 02/25/2005 8:35:42 AM PST by Fintan (©1950)
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It was a stupid show, and she's proven that she's as vapid as the program.


28 posted on 02/25/2005 8:39:51 AM PST by MHT
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Scientologists who reach "OT 3" are told about "Xenu," a galactic ruler who paralyzed humans and sent them back to Earth in spaceships 75 million years ago

Suddenly, Heavens Gate seem more main stream.

29 posted on 02/25/2005 8:40:57 AM PST by evolved_rage
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I prefer L. Ron Hoover's Church of Appliantology.

http://home.online.no/~corneliu/extreme.html

You'll love it. It's a way of life.

31 posted on 02/25/2005 8:42:10 AM PST by Repealthe17thAmendment (Is this field required?)
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" I don't have time as a leader, as an OT and as an artist to be suppressed."

He he he! What a whackjob! I think she's gonna have to find some time to be DE-pressed, because she might be to far in orbit for even Hollywierd!


37 posted on 02/25/2005 8:51:59 AM PST by zygoat
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