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HUMANS EVOLVED FROM PIGS
- not from monkeys, new theory states!
The Weekly World News ^
| 04/19/2004
Posted on 02/24/2005 8:48:44 AM PST by MRMEAN
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posted on
02/24/2005 8:48:49 AM PST
by
MRMEAN
To: MRMEAN
Homer: "Are you saying you're never going to eat any animal again? What about bacon?"
Lisa: "No."
Homer: "Ham?"
Lisa: "No!"
Homer: "Pork chops?"
Lisa: "Dad, those all come from the same animal!"
Homer: "Heh heh heh... ooh... yeah.... right, Lisa. A wonderful... magical animal."
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posted on
02/24/2005 8:51:42 AM PST
by
mike182d
("Let fly the white flag of war." - Zapp Brannigan)
To: MRMEAN
Certain "humans" certainly act that way. Maybe instead of calling them DemoRats, we should call them DemoPigs.
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posted on
02/24/2005 8:53:50 AM PST
by
Zivasmate
(" A wise man's heart inclines him to his right, but a fool's heart to his left." - Ecclesiastes 10)
To: MRMEAN
So this explains why Henry Waxman looks the way he does.
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posted on
02/24/2005 8:54:51 AM PST
by
#1CTYankee
(New tag-line under-construction.)
To: MRMEAN
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posted on
02/24/2005 8:57:37 AM PST
by
KidGlock
(W-1)
To: MRMEAN
That would explain Ted Kennedy.........
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posted on
02/24/2005 8:59:02 AM PST
by
Route101
To: MRMEAN
This one's just toooooo rich in fodder. I'm not going to touch it! :)
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posted on
02/24/2005 9:01:17 AM PST
by
MarineBrat
("God is dead"- Nietzsche,1886. "Nietzsche is dead"- God,1901)
To: MRMEAN
Yes, pigs are not kosher because we once were pigs. We might also have descended from lower sea crawlers such as lobster and shrimp. I refuse to believe it... until I see what the WWN Alien says about all this.
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posted on
02/24/2005 9:01:51 AM PST
by
Yaelle
To: MRMEAN
Just five words: Kramer and the Pig Man.
To: MRMEAN
"At some point in evolution, our ancestors climbed out of the mud, began walking erect and started using tools," he explains.
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Yeah,...I believe it, some are still not too far removed from the pig stye...
Real Oinkers
Ward Churchill
Ted Kennedy
Al Gore
Michael Moore
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posted on
02/24/2005 9:05:07 AM PST
by
AmericanMade1776
( The Year of Freeping Dangerously)
To: MRMEAN
Too many possible responses so I'm not even going to post on this thread.
LOL
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posted on
02/24/2005 9:09:07 AM PST
by
506trooper
(No such thing as too much guns, ammo or fuel on board...unless you're on fire)
To: AmericanMade1776
Thanks for the visual!!!...L.O.L.....real oinkers for sure!
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posted on
02/24/2005 9:19:27 AM PST
by
Route101
To: MRMEAN
This is not new news. Years ago it was demonstrated the pig organs were closer to human than monkey organs, particulary the digestive system.
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posted on
02/24/2005 9:26:43 AM PST
by
Prost1
(Man was created, he did not evolve.)
To: MRMEAN
33 And the demons came out from the man, and entered into the swine: and the herd rushed down the steep into the lake, and were drowned.The origin of deviled ham.
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posted on
02/24/2005 9:32:25 AM PST
by
N. Theknow
(Trusting CBS to fact check is like asking Michael Jackson to baby sit your kid.)
To: MRMEAN
Well, that would explain why so many men are pigs!
Just kidding fellas!
To: MRMEAN
"Basil Hainwright" -- love those made-up names from the WWN.
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posted on
02/24/2005 9:41:10 AM PST
by
SunkenCiv
(last updated my FreeRepublic profile on Sunday, February 20, 2005.)
To: MRMEAN
Come on now this is the same
newpaper that discovered bat boy!!
To: AmericanMade1776
To: vannrox; Berosus; blam; Ernest_at_the_Beach; FairOpinion; ValerieUSA
[rocky squirrel voice] "Here's something you'll really like."
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posted on
02/24/2005 9:42:18 AM PST
by
SunkenCiv
(last updated my FreeRepublic profile on Sunday, February 20, 2005.)
To: MRMEAN
Well shucks. That explains Mikey Moore-on, Rosie O'Donut, Helen Thomas, Babs Boxer Shorts and tens-of-thousands of liberal-demokkkRAT garbage.
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posted on
02/24/2005 9:42:55 AM PST
by
7.62 x 51mm
(• Veni • Vidi • Vino • Visa • "I came, I saw, I drank wine, I shopped")
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