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1 posted on 02/24/2005 8:48:49 AM PST by MRMEAN
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Homer: "Are you saying you're never going to eat any animal again? What about bacon?"

Lisa: "No."

Homer: "Ham?"

Lisa: "No!"

Homer: "Pork chops?"

Lisa: "Dad, those all come from the same animal!"

Homer: "Heh heh heh... ooh... yeah.... right, Lisa. A wonderful... magical animal."
2 posted on 02/24/2005 8:51:42 AM PST by mike182d ("Let fly the white flag of war." - Zapp Brannigan)
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Certain "humans" certainly act that way. Maybe instead of calling them DemoRats, we should call them DemoPigs.


3 posted on 02/24/2005 8:53:50 AM PST by Zivasmate (" A wise man's heart inclines him to his right, but a fool's heart to his left." - Ecclesiastes 10)
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So this explains why Henry Waxman looks the way he does.
4 posted on 02/24/2005 8:54:51 AM PST by #1CTYankee (New tag-line under-construction.)
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Depends which human.


5 posted on 02/24/2005 8:57:37 AM PST by KidGlock (W-1)
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That would explain Ted Kennedy.........


6 posted on 02/24/2005 8:59:02 AM PST by Route101
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This one's just toooooo rich in fodder. I'm not going to touch it! :)


7 posted on 02/24/2005 9:01:17 AM PST by MarineBrat ("God is dead"- Nietzsche,1886. "Nietzsche is dead"- God,1901)
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Yes, pigs are not kosher because we once were pigs. We might also have descended from lower sea crawlers such as lobster and shrimp. I refuse to believe it... until I see what the WWN Alien says about all this.


8 posted on 02/24/2005 9:01:51 AM PST by Yaelle
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Just five words:  Kramer and the Pig Man.
9 posted on 02/24/2005 9:04:57 AM PST by snarks_when_bored
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"At some point in evolution, our ancestors climbed out of the mud, began walking erect and started using tools," he explains.

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Yeah,...I believe it, some are still not too far removed from the pig stye...

Real Oinkers

Ward Churchill

Ted Kennedy

Al Gore

Michael Moore

10 posted on 02/24/2005 9:05:07 AM PST by AmericanMade1776 ( The Year of Freeping Dangerously)
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Too many possible responses so I'm not even going to post on this thread.

LOL

11 posted on 02/24/2005 9:09:07 AM PST by 506trooper (No such thing as too much guns, ammo or fuel on board...unless you're on fire)
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This is not new news. Years ago it was demonstrated the pig organs were closer to human than monkey organs, particulary the digestive system.


13 posted on 02/24/2005 9:26:43 AM PST by Prost1 (Man was created, he did not evolve.)
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33 And the demons came out from the man, and entered into the swine: and the herd rushed down the steep into the lake, and were drowned.

The origin of deviled ham.

14 posted on 02/24/2005 9:32:25 AM PST by N. Theknow (Trusting CBS to fact check is like asking Michael Jackson to baby sit your kid.)
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Well, that would explain why so many men are pigs!

Just kidding fellas!


15 posted on 02/24/2005 9:40:36 AM PST by conservativebabe
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"Basil Hainwright" -- love those made-up names from the WWN.


16 posted on 02/24/2005 9:41:10 AM PST by SunkenCiv (last updated my FreeRepublic profile on Sunday, February 20, 2005.)
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Come on now this is the same newpaper that discovered bat boy!!


17 posted on 02/24/2005 9:41:29 AM PST by GreenFreeper
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[rocky squirrel voice] "Here's something you'll really like."


19 posted on 02/24/2005 9:42:18 AM PST by SunkenCiv (last updated my FreeRepublic profile on Sunday, February 20, 2005.)
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Well shucks. That explains Mikey Moore-on, Rosie O'Donut, Helen Thomas, Babs Boxer Shorts and tens-of-thousands of liberal-demokkkRAT garbage.


20 posted on 02/24/2005 9:42:55 AM PST by 7.62 x 51mm (• Veni • Vidi • Vino • Visa • "I came, I saw, I drank wine, I shopped")
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Well, this explains Michael Moore...
21 posted on 02/24/2005 9:48:35 AM PST by Conservatrix (He who stands for nothing will fall for anything.)
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humans evolved from pigs

That isn't true. I'm a man and I happen to know that men come from dogs. I know this cause my ex-wife told me this frequently.

Now this is uncanny. When I did a spell check for the above, the spell correction options for 'ex-wife' were, accusative and acquisitive. That couldn't have just happened like that. Could it?

23 posted on 02/24/2005 9:51:03 AM PST by cowboyway (My Hero's have always been cowboys.)
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Rod serling knew this and was killed for it:


24 posted on 02/24/2005 10:08:27 AM PST by UseYourHead (Beware of the Rinos - McCain, Hagel, Lugar, and Specter)
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