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Kitty Caption LXXXVII – FR Cat Show, Nominations Open – (Humor/Meow Alerts)
21 February 2005 | PetroniDE

Posted on 02/21/2005 3:35:28 AM PST by PetroniDE

This week was the Westminster Kennel Dog Show. This dog show is so popular, it has higher ratings than hockey (then again, even test patterns out-rate hockey lately). It is time for other four-legged animals (i.e. CATS) to get equal time. As mentioned in the kitty thread last week, it is now time for the:

FIRST ANNUAL FR CAT SHOW !!

Here are the rules regarding categories.

1) Process started with four nominating categories and the first nominee for each category.
2) If you have a competing entry in any category, post the picture and mention what category it applies to.
3) If you want to start a new category, post a picture and mention the new category.
4) There is no limit regarding the number of new categories started.

Here are the rules regarding voting. We will use mostly “democat” voting rules for this contest.

5) You may vote as many times as you wish on any category.
6) Among four-legged creatures, only cats may vote. Dogs are not allowed to vote. Nah Nah Nah Nah Nah.
7) Polls will be open until next kitty thread posted next week. I will count the votes. There will be no lawsuits, no recounts, and no inspection of automatic voting machines. Nah Nah Nah Nah Nah.

CATEGORY I – My Nominee for Best Pose.
Courtesy of SlowBoat407

CATEGORY II – My Nominee for Best Feline Poster.
Courtesy of mysto

CATEGORY III – My Nominee for Best Costume.

CATEGORY IV – My Nominee for Best Viking Kitty Picture.
Courtesy of dasangel


TOPICS: Pets/Animals
KEYWORDS: cat; humor; kitty; meow
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To: RushCrush

He's a persian, cream & white. His name is Julius Ceasar & my other kitty is Cleopatra, also persian. When the kids leave home, they are replaced with cats!


81 posted on 02/21/2005 12:01:38 PM PST by magnumsgirl (Make love....Not Jihad)
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To: Lady Jag

CAT HAIKUS




Cold again last night.
Fur plumped up like a chicken
Waiting for the fox.

Sliding under blankets
Tight and smooth. Warm all around.
They won't find me here!

Big dumb dog is tired.
Busy from playing all day.
Great place for a nap!

On the window ledge
Watching the squirrels and birds play.
Claws can't scratch through glass!

Stretched out in the tall grass.
Ears up. Green eyes all but closed.
Intruders, beware!

This domain is mine!
Poachers from another yard
Will soon feel my wrath!

Hate the dry white wet!
Falls so silent from the clouds.
Belying its danger.

Jack.


82 posted on 02/21/2005 12:17:41 PM PST by Jack Deth (Knight Errant and Disemboweler of the WFTD Thread)
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To: Zacs Mom
That pic of Rorey Calhoun would make a great Viking kitty image!!! May I use it to see what I can put together?

Feel free!

83 posted on 02/21/2005 12:18:23 PM PST by Bacon Man (Did you mean for those all words to come out together or did they just fall out randomly?)
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To: PetroniDE

bump


84 posted on 02/21/2005 1:02:29 PM PST by trussell (I Never Frown, even when I am sad, because I never know who is falling in love with my Smile!!!)
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To: PetroniDE
make up your own category

LOL

85 posted on 02/21/2005 1:03:56 PM PST by Lucy Lake
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To: Jack Deth; PetroniDE; 4catsinmaryland; 4mycountry; 68-69TonkinGulfYachtClub; 7.62 x 51mm; abner; ...

You never feed me.
Perhaps I'll sleep on your face.
That will sure show you.

You must scratch me there!
Yes, above my tail!
Behold, elevator butt.

The rule for today
Touch my tail, I shred your hand.
New rule tomorrow.

In deep sleep hear sound
cat vomit hairball somewhere
will find in morning.

Grace personified.
I leap into the window.
I meant to do that.

Blur of motion, then-
silence, me, a paper bag.
What is so funny?

You're always typing.
Well, let's see you ignore my
sitting on your hands.

My small cardboard box.
You cannot see me if I
can just hide my head.

Terrible battle.
I fought for hours. Come and see!
What's a term paper?

Small brave carnivores
Kill pine cones and mosquitoes
Fear vacuum cleaner

I want to be close
to you. Can I fit my head
inside your armpit?

Wanna go outside.
Oh, crap! Help! I got outside!
Let me back inside!

Oh no! Big One
has been trapped by newspaper!
Cat to the rescue!

Humans are so strange.
Mine lies still in bed, then screams
Claws are not that sharp.

Cats meow out of angst
"Thumbs! If only we had thumbs!
We could break so much!"

The Big Ones snore now
Every room is dark and cold
Time for "Cup Hockey"

We're almost equals
I purr to show I love you
Want to smell my butt?

 

 


86 posted on 02/21/2005 1:21:29 PM PST by Lady Jag (Honor)
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To: PetroniDE

My God, they are all so adorable! Thanks for this thread!


87 posted on 02/21/2005 1:27:20 PM PST by gimme1ibertee (Lefty liberals never met a brain cell they could recognize.)
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To: PetroniDE

So many Kitties, so little time!!


88 posted on 02/21/2005 1:44:09 PM PST by Springman
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To: PetroniDE
I Blog BooksCATEGORY IV – My Nominee for Best Viking Kitty Picture.
Troll Under Glass


89 posted on 02/21/2005 1:57:01 PM PST by dr_pat ("The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has limits." --Einstein)
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To: Lady Jag

I love kitty haiku. :) roffles


90 posted on 02/21/2005 2:08:11 PM PST by 4mycountry (This is my tag. Deal with it.)
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To: PetroniDE
I Blog BooksCATEGORY III – My Nominee for Best Costume.


91 posted on 02/21/2005 2:11:28 PM PST by dr_pat ("The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has limits." --Einstein)
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To: Lady Jag
Cool! Thanks!


92 posted on 02/21/2005 2:22:42 PM PST by pookie18 (Clinton Happens!)
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To: Zacs Mom

Is the last picture yours? It's nominated for Best Costume...


93 posted on 02/21/2005 2:24:30 PM PST by dr_pat ("The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has limits." --Einstein)
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To: PetroniDE
I Blog BooksCATEGORY I – My Nominee for Best Pose.
from hiredhand, Pudge the Indestructible sights it in...


94 posted on 02/21/2005 2:28:05 PM PST by dr_pat ("The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has limits." --Einstein)
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To: Allegra; Bacon Man; Hap; Xenalyte; PetroniDE
I nominate Alice Ann as the tiniest kitty with the biggest attitude!


95 posted on 02/21/2005 2:28:30 PM PST by humblegunner
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To: hiredhand
I have nominated your Pudge, your Mauser and your porch for the Best Pose. (See, people do read your About page.)
96 posted on 02/21/2005 2:31:09 PM PST by dr_pat ("The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has limits." --Einstein)
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To: Allegra; Xenalyte; Hap; Bacon Man; PetroniDE
And in the best tree climbing category, I nominate Miss Spot!


97 posted on 02/21/2005 2:45:06 PM PST by humblegunner
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To: 4mycountry; Jack Deth
I love kitty haiku.

Me too. That's all I had till today. Today I got more by "borrowing" Jack Deth's to add to the meager collection.

98 posted on 02/21/2005 2:56:27 PM PST by Lady Jag (Honor)
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To: backhoe

(((((backhoe)))))

Taffy Gee is entitled to not care for cats very much. It doesn't diminish her in my eyes at all.

Sorry about your ISP difficulties. Adelphia has been giving us fits here in FL. Their "high-speed cable" is slower than dial-up at times and their tech support is non-existent. I guess it doesn't help that they've declared bankruptcy - LOL.

If your email address changes, please keep us informed.


99 posted on 02/21/2005 3:14:04 PM PST by dansangel
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To: Sassy_Sissy

That one looks exactly like my kitty I had in 1980! Sigh. He was a good cat, he fetched toys, came when he was called, walked with or without a leash and was a great watch cat.


100 posted on 02/21/2005 3:38:47 PM PST by bd476
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