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Kitty Caption LXXXVI – Valentine’s Day and Dogs – (Humor/Meow Alerts)
14 February 2005 | PetroniDE

Posted on 02/14/2005 5:12:57 PM PST by PetroniDE

Happy Valentine’s Day Everyone. Hope you picked out a nice gift for your favorite sweatheart(s). If you are male, have a sweatheart, and didn’t get her anything, welcome to the doghouse. Speaking of doghouse, the annual Westminster Kennel Dog Show started today. Since this thread is for cats (and not dogs), time for the kitty pictures. Next week, we will have the first annual FR CAT SHOW (take that doggie). Enjoy.

What – No Valentine’s Day Catnip --- Prepare For Lighting Shock --- Human.
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Hey, Lovebirds --- You Realize That You Are Being Watched !!
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Where Do All These Troll Come From --- Outer Space Perhaps.
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Viking Kitty Need Earplugs.
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TOPICS: Pets/Animals
KEYWORDS: cat; humor; kitty; meow
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To: SlowBoat407

Beautiful kitties....is the top one a Maine Coon? She (he) has a gorgeous face.


81 posted on 02/15/2005 9:28:54 AM PST by missjane
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To: missjane

He is a Norwegian Forest Cat, and somewhere, in the home of his new owner, he thanks you very, very much. ;-)


82 posted on 02/15/2005 9:40:18 AM PST by SlowBoat407 (Aaaarrgghhh)
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To: Allegra
I know of these two cats named Dulcie and Finbar who are absolutely beautiful and really must be represented in a FR cat show.

That is obvious.....

I am looking for categories to use for judging and voting. I will suggest categories, the FR community will submit their pictures and vote.

Just to tease the democrats, guess who will be doing the counting ? --- Heh Heh Heh Heh.

83 posted on 02/15/2005 10:06:51 AM PST by PetroniDE (Profile of Winners: Boston Red Sox, New England Patriots, President G.W. Bush, Free Republic)
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To: radu
In deep sleep hear sound
Cat vomit hairball somewhere.
Will find in morning.

Ah, I see you've met Tigger.

84 posted on 02/15/2005 11:17:57 AM PST by Not A Snowbird (Official RKBA Landscaper and Arborist, Pajama Duchess of Green Leafy Things)
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To: Allegra
this must be something at which the orange ones with Irish names particularly excel.

Did someone say something about a beautiful, handsome, orange cat?


85 posted on 02/15/2005 11:22:59 AM PST by Not A Snowbird (Official RKBA Landscaper and Arborist, Pajama Duchess of Green Leafy Things)
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To: SlowBoat407

new owner? what happened? it must have been hard to part with him.


86 posted on 02/15/2005 2:33:05 PM PST by missjane
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To: Conspiracy Guy

You know that dog looks a lot like Prince Charles....


87 posted on 02/15/2005 2:39:26 PM PST by mewzilla (Has CBS retracted the story yet?)
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To: missjane

My new human companion (wife) was deathly allergic. He has a wonderful home, though. Worry not.


88 posted on 02/15/2005 3:03:40 PM PST by SlowBoat407 (Aaaarrgghhh)
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To: mewzilla

Do not insult my dog! : )


89 posted on 02/15/2005 6:01:04 PM PST by Conspiracy Guy (Reading is fundamental. Comprehension is optional.)
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To: radu

CAT HAIKUS:

Shiny magazines.
So slippery on my paws.
Makes a perfect bed.

Sunlight streams so warm.
Curled up in the glass punch bowl.
Makes my purrs sound soft.

Hiding in the grass.
Watching the small bunny hole.
Toys don't want to play.

Want some tummy rubs!
Yes. It's dark and you're in bed.
That's what you're here for!

Big dumb noisy dog.
Makes noise and scares stuff away.
Hunts should be private!

Soft hands on my fur.
The Pretty One's voice so nice.
Almost like my purr.

Little Pretty One.
Wants to play Dress Up with me.
Not going to happen!

Laundry Day! Hooray!!!
Baskets of warm clothes calling.
Plunge to the bottom!

Jack.


90 posted on 02/15/2005 10:46:44 PM PST by Jack Deth (Knight Errant and Disemboweler of the WFTD Thread)
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To: Allegra; All

Hi, I am seeking advice on what to do with my (soon to be) 12 yr-old butterscotch baby girl named Wazoo. I was wondering if any of you have ever heard of Air Animal and if so, if they are any good at getting creatures across the pond. I am over here in England doing graduate work, and Wazoo is with her Aunt Laura in Fort Worth. I love and miss my little girl so much, but am afraid of what the stress of moving her over here would do. Just in case, she has been microchipped and had all that stuff that needs to get done to get her a "passport". Has anyone else had the dilemma of leaving a furry loved one or transporting a furry loved one? I do love her enough to let her stay in Fort Worth, but if it's not that bad to get her over here, I would love to do that. Anybody know? P.S. I'll post her picture next week! She licks noses...and she's been a loyal and best friend for over a decade now...Thanks for any advice!


91 posted on 02/16/2005 9:10:06 AM PST by wazoo1031
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To: radu; JustAmy
WHO WROTE THIS!?! It's hilarious!

Could break MORE if they had thumbs!

92 posted on 02/16/2005 1:54:40 PM PST by PreviouslyA-Lurker (Some Americans don't understand that being an American is more than living in America.)
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To: radu

Awwwww, that's sweet.


93 posted on 02/16/2005 2:02:33 PM PST by PreviouslyA-Lurker (Some Americans don't understand that being an American is more than living in America.)
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To: Allegra

Did he get too much lovin'?


94 posted on 02/16/2005 2:18:33 PM PST by PreviouslyA-Lurker (Some Americans don't understand that being an American is more than living in America.)
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To: Conspiracy Guy

I know those are not Lulabelle's teeth! (...where is my set...* looks around *...)


95 posted on 02/16/2005 2:26:20 PM PST by PreviouslyA-Lurker (Some Americans don't understand that being an American is more than living in America.)
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To: PreviouslyA-Lurker

I can't see the picture.


96 posted on 02/16/2005 3:30:24 PM PST by Conspiracy Guy (Reading is fundamental. Comprehension is optional.)
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To: PetroniDE

I have always been a dog person...my boys on the other hand always prefered cats...so of course, we always lots a houseful of dogs and cats, and living together, and loving every minute of it....

When my younger boy moved out on his own, he got a great big silver Himalayan cat named Dizzy....by that time all of our cats had died, and so had the dogs, the last being my beloved basset hound, Helga...she died, at age 13, and broke my heart, I loved her so....she is buried out in the backyard, with all her animal pals in our little pet cemetary...

Now the house was empty feeling, my older boy having died from leukemia, my younger boy out on his own, and all my animal children now in the pet cemetary...

I was just going to get another basset, when my younger boy, decided to go around the world, and take a year to do it...so he asked me if I could take care of his beloved Dizzy cat...he knew I was not a cat person, and did not want me to say I would take his cat in, just because my son asked me to...but of course, I said yes, I would take Dizzy in....

And so I did...Dizzy was a skittish cat, and was terrified of being moved to a new place....but my son brought him down, hugged him and kissed him good bye, and took off on his trip....in the beginning, Dizzy would just hide all day long, coming out only to use the litter box, and eat and drink, and then would go back into hiding...but at nite, ,he would step out and run around the house, when he thought we were asleep..we used to laugh so, at how he thought he was tricking us....

But eventually Dizzy could no longer stand being without human contact...and so slowly he warmed up to us....did not take him long tho, once he realized we would love him, and hold him, and fuss over him, and spoil him rotten, if we were given the chance....we came to love that cat, and it really surprised us, as both me and the hubby are really dog people...

When my son returned from his round the world trip, I told him, you cannot have Dizzy back...he is happy, and healthy, and thriving with us, and we love him so much, it would break our hearts to give him...my son agreed...he saw how happy and contented Dizzy was...Dizzy was glad to see my son, but he was just as glad to stay with us...and so Dizzy was our 'boy'

My son lives about 70 miles from us, and whenever he came over to visit, the first thing he did, was look for his Dizzy....he just loved to come down, and see us, but we know the real thrill was to see his Dizzy again, and play with and spoil him...but he agreed, that we spent way more time with Dizzy, than the son did, as my son was always traveling, and going out, and the hubby and I were more sedentary, and had more time to spoil Dizzy...

We had Dizzy for several years, and like all animal friends, his time came to take up residence in our little pet cemetary...as he did with all our other dear animals, my hubby made a little coffin for Dizzy...I placed him in there, with one of his blankies, his paws wrapped around his toy mouse, and his pink grooming brush...and I put in a new bag of catnip...all my animals are buried with their favorite things...

I miss Dizzy, ,I miss him terribly...he unexpectedly stole my heart, something I never thought any cat would do...cats...dogs...horses...birds...they are so easy to love, and to give your heart to...and they give you back way more than you expected or deserved....these animals are Gods gift to us, to humble us, to remind us of the importance of loving something other than yourself...


97 posted on 02/16/2005 4:01:27 PM PST by andysandmikesmom
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To: Jack Deth; PetroniDE; Allegra; MEG33; Slings and Arrows; abner; PreviouslyA-Lurker; angcat; ...
LOL! Love the additions to the Cat Haikus, Jack! Sending these along in e-mails!

Can't resist......

Sunlight streams so warm.
Curled up in the glass punch bowl.
Makes my purrs sound soft.

Ok, it's not a punch bowl exactly but close enough for a cee-gar. LOL!

98 posted on 02/17/2005 2:33:52 AM PST by radu (May God watch over our troops and keep them safe)
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To: PreviouslyA-Lurker
WHO WROTE THIS!?! It's hilarious!

Could break MORE if they had thumbs!

I have no idea who wrote those. They arrived in my inbox Tuesday and I knew they were meant for the FR cat-lovers' enjoyment. :-)

99 posted on 02/17/2005 2:40:03 AM PST by radu (May God watch over our troops and keep them safe)
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To: andysandmikesmom

I could barely stand as we read a poem over my kitty Purty's grave..I had grieved so over the cat before her that I was not going to have another but circumstances made her mine for several years and there I went again.I have never loved a kitty more.I miss her still.

A starving stray is my latest owner..She was so pathetic, sick and scared and my daughter insisted we take her in..tough to do as getting her in the house was a real trick,it took weeks, much less catching her and putting her in a carrier to go to the vet..

That was months ago and though she is not the cuddler like my other kitties, she is the class clown and gives endless entertainment..Go to the humane society and look for a new kitty..I was absolutely not going to do that..I guess God had to put that starving stray in my path to open me to the possibility of losing my heart again. I am thankful.


100 posted on 02/17/2005 2:51:24 AM PST by MEG33 (GOD BLESS OUR ARMED FORCES)
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