CAT HAIKUS:
Shiny magazines.
So slippery on my paws.
Makes a perfect bed.
Sunlight streams so warm.
Curled up in the glass punch bowl.
Makes my purrs sound soft.
Hiding in the grass.
Watching the small bunny hole.
Toys don't want to play.
Want some tummy rubs!
Yes. It's dark and you're in bed.
That's what you're here for!
Big dumb noisy dog.
Makes noise and scares stuff away.
Hunts should be private!
Soft hands on my fur.
The Pretty One's voice so nice.
Almost like my purr.
Little Pretty One.
Wants to play Dress Up with me.
Not going to happen!
Laundry Day! Hooray!!!
Baskets of warm clothes calling.
Plunge to the bottom!
Jack.
Can't resist......

Ok, it's not a punch bowl exactly but close enough for a cee-gar. LOL!