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too funny, you cant make this stuff up

1 posted on 02/11/2005 8:24:11 PM PST by finnman69

didn't this guy support Bush? weird.

2 posted on 02/11/2005 8:26:19 PM PST by GeronL (--I'm thinking, I'm thinking!)

3 posted on 02/11/2005 8:27:41 PM PST by finnman69 (cum puella incedit minore medio corpore sub quo manifestus globus, inflammare animos)

Carney said the ruse was revealed when the temperature of the sample proved too cool to have come from Sizemore's body....

Hey, this urine registers as Sinatra! I know for a fact Sizemore's a Joey Bishop, or maybe Peter Lawford!

4 posted on 02/11/2005 8:27:56 PM PST by ScottFromSpokane (http://drunkengop.blogspot.com/)

Actor Tom Sizemore fails drug test with fake penis

Must have been a piss/fail exam....

5 posted on 02/11/2005 8:28:28 PM PST by freebilly (I am The Thread Killer! DO NOT REPLY!)

ROFLMAO!!

I would just love to see the footage from the cam in the testing room HAHAHA!!

6 posted on 02/11/2005 8:30:35 PM PST by KoRn

Whizzinator? You mean someone actually invented this to enable drug addicts to get negative results? I hope there is a money back guarantee. Sizemore should get his money back.

9 posted on 02/11/2005 8:35:03 PM PST by PeanutbutterandJellybean

12 posted on 02/11/2005 8:47:33 PM PST by Dallas59 (Bush said the "F" word 27 times January 20th, 2005!)

He starred in ~~Saving Private Ryan~~ Storing Privates Urine?

15 posted on 02/11/2005 9:01:52 PM PST by Happygal (liberalism - a narrow tribal outlook largely founded on class prejudice)

This is a perfect place for one of my prison stories. I did the last few months of my stint in a federal prison camp. It was pretty open and laid back after the places I had been incarcerated before. We had gotten a new Lt. at the camp and an interim Administrator who was a real bitch. While you are completely strip searched in higher level prisons after a visit, in a camp it is rare. Well the new Lt. and Admin decided to institute stip searches at the camp. A girlfriend was going to visit me and I asked her to bring a huge, HUGE prostetic penis. Like the one the actor used in Boogie Nights.

This thing had hair on it and everything. I stuffed it in my shirt went to the bathroom and "installed" it. When the visit was over I was taken to a room next to the visiting room for a strip search. When I dropped my pants the guard let out an audible "Woah!"

The next day we had two female officers in the visiting room and out of the corner of my eye I saw one pointing me out to the other one and then holding her hands about a foot apart.
The look of surprise and curiosity (?) in the other guard's face was priceless. I laugh about it even now.

17 posted on 02/11/2005 9:02:29 PM PST by speed_addiction (Ninja's last words, "Hey guys. Watch me just flip out on that big dude over there!")

Wow, a bloke with a fake penis sown into his pants.

I bet the girls loved him! ;-)

18 posted on 02/11/2005 9:02:50 PM PST by Happygal (liberalism - a narrow tribal outlook largely founded on class prejudice)

To: finnman69; null and void; Servant of the 9; Mo1; nicmarlo; Borax Queen

Ping!

The scary thing is that I knew such a thing existed.

19 posted on 02/11/2005 9:07:28 PM PST by sweetliberty (Blind stupidity or blind loyalty is still blind.)

Is that a whizinator in your pocket or are you happy to see me?

23 posted on 02/14/2005 12:09:05 PM PST by VRWCmember ("You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means." - Indigo Montoya)

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