[ClintonBeGone]

I'll never look at him the same.

[Doctor Stochastic]

Appropriate headline.

[ClintonBeGone]

That 'Whizzinator' might be a great way to pick up chicks.

[MplsSteve]

"The Whizzinator"?

LMAO!

[KC_Conspirator]

I think Sizemore is a hell of an actor. I just wish he would get his act together and clean up.

[FreeManWhoCan]

When I see him, I still think of that crazy drug-hooked killer on the movie "Strange Days" He's always been a little "off" in my book....

[MikefromOhio]

that sucks....

I wont look at him the same either...

He is (or was I guess) a good actor....

[Southside_Chicago_Republican]

The device, sold on the Internet under the name "The Whizzinator," is often used to try and falsify drug test results. It retails for $150 and comes complete with dehydrated urine and heat packs designed to keep the sample at the proper temperature.

We live in a day of miracles and wonders.

[JimWforBush]

"The device, sold on the Internet under the name "The Whizzinator,"

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

[BlessedByLiberty]

Is that a whizzinator or are you just happy to see me?


(Come on someone had to say it!)

[Dan from Michigan]

I can never watch the movie Heat in the same way.

[Horatio Gates]

Saving Tom's Privates?

[JCRoberts]

Different, yet similar.

[doug from upland]

I didn't understand the headline. I thought it was needed by Sizemore for more size.

[theDentist]

In a related story, Hillary Clinton reported a "piece of very personal property of which she has the greatest emotional attachment" was recently stolen.

[Slicksadick]

http://www.whizzinator.com/
LMAO...comes in white, tan, latino, and black..

[LongsforReagan]

King Missile - Detachable Penis

I woke up this morning with a bad hangover
And my penis was missing again.
This happens all the time.
It's detachable.

This comes in handy a lot of the time.
I can leave it home, when I think it's gonna get me in trouble,
or I can rent it out, when I don't need it.
But now and then I go to a party, get drunk,
and the next morning I can't for the life of me
remember what I did with it.
First I looked around my apartment, and I couldn't find it.
So I called up the place where the party was,
they hadn't seen it either.
I asked them to check the medicine cabinet
'cause for some reason I leave it there sometimes
But not this time.
So I told them if it pops up to let me know.
I called a few people who were at the party,
but they were no help either.
I was starting to get desperate.
I really don't like being without my penis for too long.
It makes me feel like less of a man,
and I really hate having to sit down every time I take a leak.
After a few hours of searching the house,
and calling everyone I could think of,
I was starting to get very depressed,
so I went to the Kiev, and ate breakfast.
Then, as I walked down Second Avenue towards St. Mark's Place,
where all those people sell used books and other junk on the street,
I saw my penis lying on a blanket
next to a broken toaster oven.
Some guy was selling it.
I had to buy it off him.
He wanted twenty-two bucks, but I talked him down to seventeen.
I took it home, washed it off,
and put it back on. I was happy again. Complete.
People sometimes tell me I should get it permanently attached,
but I don't know.
Even though sometimes it's a pain in the ass,
I like having a detachable penis.

[Petronski]

He tried the Whizzinator?

Major-league stupid attack. Sheesh.



I hope he gets help, he's a good actor.

[cloud8]

""The Whizzinator" is often used to try and falsify drug test results."

I wouldn't want to imagine what else it might be used for...

[Lazamataz]

In August, Sizemore was arrested at his West Hollywood home after police allegedly found a controlled substance while conducting a random search of the property.

OMG!!!!

*RANDOM* searches of *HOMES* now.....

[Future Snake Eater]

Sizemore's been scum for a long time. My wife and I just watched "Paparazzi" last night (it sucked, BTW), and I thought Sizemore being cast as the dirtbag celeb photographer was some inspired casting.