Opus ping!
You have to go out with a bang. Do something serious enought to get banned.
Post a freepmail to the admin moderator.
"How does a registered forum member go about closing out/canceling their registration?"
Face it - you're hooked. Like everyone else. Relax and enjoy.
That ought to handle it.
You can check out anytime you like but you can never leave.
You could say bad stuff about Ann Coulter. LOL! Just kidding!
Get kicked off by posting your question to to the NEWS/ACTIVISM thread!
Not with a bang, but a whimper?? C'mon, throw us a frickin' bone.
Oh GEEZ, not this again!!!
You can checkout, but you can never leave.
"so I thought I'd start a Vanity Thread sure to crank up to 100 posts to me...."
This is about the worst opus I've ever read. Anyway, it's been real and I wish you luck with whatever you're doing.
Are you on a 12 step programme?
Are you trying to ween yourself off the internet easily, by deleting memberships to places where you didn't post too often?
I suggest you should go cold turkey.
Just do it! Delete that porn stash! ;-)
Why do you want to leave? This is a great place! I spend days on here reading news news news! ! ! and It's great to chat with the fellow Freepers'!
You should have just put in the title of the thread "Ignore Me Please"
You need to write an opus....use lots of profanity and praise the terrorists.
Well, if you want to know how to stop posting on the net, you can stop posting. That way you won't have to post on the net anymore....
You don't have to unregister. All you have to do is find the power cord that leads from your computer to the outlet, then pull it out from the outlet, or more simply, you could smash your keyboard to smitherines. You could also sell your computor or trash it. You could also turn your virus protecter off and then go surfing on the net. The infecting virus will make sure your computer is inoperative and therefore make you unable to surf the net any longer. {;>)}