Posted on 02/09/2005 6:33:03 PM PST by Quick_Rod
While you're there, please put a Canadian quarter in a slot machine for me.
Leni
Howard? Is that you?
Good bye!
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Top 10 Signs That You Freep To Much
Why would anybody want to quit FR? One of the world's great mysteries.
yeah...I figured....but, it's a slow posting night (kind of like 'slow news night'), so I jumped in.
adios, ciao, au revoir, etc.
Huh? We hardly knew ye. Did you have an argument with someone about how you're spending too much time on the computer and when you stepped away that person posted your opus? Better be careful. Engraving your headstone may be next on their list.
Just take a vacation somewhere fah, fah away where you have no access to a computer or the internet. Enjoy some sunshine and do that flower-smelling thing that people always sing about. You'll forget all about FreeRepublic.com in no time. (I have a feeling you'll be long remembered here, however.)
She may love ewe, but she's let me stroke her calves....
TLBSHOW's was a classic! Up there with A+Bert's FReepicide; Go to Hell Jim Robinson thread that I wish I had bookmarked for the laughs.
Hey, what the...? Who's been looking at porn on my work computer...?!
ROFL...First time I've seen that. My wife was asking me why I muttered "troll" under my breath while reading letters to the editor.
I saw a Mod's explanation on another thread. brohamie said something about _______ing an ______ so he was suspended for 3 days.
Yer doin' alright so far, kid 
ROFL! That's just too funny.
Howard??? No, my name isn't Howard. Why would you ask if my name is Howard? Who's Howard? I don't know no Howard. I had an uncle Howard. Maybe you have me confused with him. But he died a long time ago. I think it had something to do with fighting with a moose that was trying to bite his sister. My sister was named after his sister. My sister really likes cheese. But she doesn't like mooses, err meeses, err mostessszz. What are them big deers called when there's a bunch of them?
Wait a minute, what was the question?
Stella?!?!?!?!? Did I take my medicine this morning?
Gee golly gosh.......how about.........don't get online?
[...slapping forehead....]
I hadn't heard. Banned or just a time out?
It's a horrible thought really. I thought I would die when the boss had FR blocked at the firewall because I was spending too much time on it at work. I seriously considered quitting but my love of food and shelter got in the way.
My condolences..I can only imagine the pain.. ;)
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