What is your favorite Conspiracy Theory?

Nitro

[Nitro]

Just for fun...

what is your favorite "Conspiracy Theory?"

I read them as fiction, but some of them must be true.

[Do not dub me shapka broham]

Precisely!

The "Swimmer" goes under.

Unfortunately, he comes back up.

:(

[Darksheare]

Must be all the air in his head.
Keeps him afloat.

[MeekOneGOP]

"It's Bush's fault!"

[Fedora]

The so-called "Itsonlikedonkeykong" character, along with "The Scourge of Yazid", and "Do not dub me shapka broham", are in fact...THE SAME INDIVIDUAL, OPERATING UNDER DIFFERENT GUISES!!!

Mystery Machine gang leader Fred:

And now, let's pull off his mask and see who Do not dub me shapka broham really is. . .

All [gasping in surprise]:

Professor Noam Chomsky!

Velma:

Close--but not quite. . . [pulls off Chomsky mask]

Scooby Doo:

Rappy-Roo?

Shaggy:

Like, wow! You're right, Scoob: it is Scrappy Doo!

Scrappy Doo:

And I would've gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for you lousy kids and that blasted uncle of mine. . .

[Fedora]

I've seen some episodes allude to previous occasions where Hank apparently did pound Dale. In one I saw last week Dale was trying to escape up a ladder, and Hank climbed up after him and said, "Now I've already demonstrated I can kick your *ss standing on a ladder, so are you going to come down or am I going to have to do it again. . .?"

[Fedora]

It's a good thing they don't know about the *real* conspiracy--heh-heh-heh. . .

[Darksheare]

This is true.
If everyone knew about it, it would lose it's power to terrify and amaze.

[Darksheare]

Quick, steal all the best ideas and we'll incorporate them in the next draft of The Plan.

[AnnaZ]

My least fave is the one I made up for myself... that this is all a scam, that there is no "two-party system", that the passionate political followers, left and right, are irritated and angered for 4 to 8 years each, long enough to make them hate each other enough to never figure out that they're all losing their individual rights at an equal pace.

And then I perish the thought.

[tiamat]

I saw that one!

LOL!

Dale is SUCH a weasel, too.

[AMadtes]

My two favorites are:

The devil put dinosaur bones in the earth to trick humans into believing in evolution (I'm Christian but even I can't swallow that one).

and...Paul is dead

[Fedora]

Quick, steal all the best ideas and we'll incorporate them in the next draft of The Plan.

By "best ideas" I assume you mean "best bad ideas"; in which case, done! :-)

[Fedora]

Yes he is, LOL! Though he usually makes up for it in some way by the end of the episode, like when he finally helped Hank lean on the DMV to change his driver's license back :-)

[.38sw]

The devil put dinosaur bones in the earth to trick humans into believing in evolution

I heard a different twist on that one when I was a kid. A crazy aunt of mine told me that God put those dinosaur bones in the earth to test the faith of believers.

[tiamat]

That was actually pretty impressive.

For a moment, there, I almost had some respect for him.

Almost.

:-)

[tiamat]

I once had a very short, sharp engagement to a guy who was a pastor's son who ran that line about the fossils past me.

At first, I thought he was kidding, but he wasn't.

[Darksheare]

Thanks!

[muir_redwoods]

1) Cuban expatriates killed JFK because he wussed out at the Bay of Pigs

2)Joe Kennedy Senior fixed the Dewey/Truman election in '48 to get back at Dewey for his racket busting days as a prosecutor in NY state that put so many of Joe Sr's business partners in jail. Everybody knew Dewey was going to defeat Truman but Joe fixed it.

3)Heather Locklear actually finds me irresistably attractive but is prevented by a consortium of Bilderbergers and the Trilateral Commission from contacting me.

Hey, two out of three isn't bad.

[Nitro]

Yeah, too bad for the Cubans.....

by the by, how is Heather?

[Nitro]

Here is an idea.......

what if God created us as evolving beings?