[AMadtes]

My two favorites are:

The devil put dinosaur bones in the earth to trick humans into believing in evolution (I'm Christian but even I can't swallow that one).

and...Paul is dead

[.38sw]

The devil put dinosaur bones in the earth to trick humans into believing in evolution

I heard a different twist on that one when I was a kid. A crazy aunt of mine told me that God put those dinosaur bones in the earth to test the faith of believers.

[tiamat]

I once had a very short, sharp engagement to a guy who was a pastor's son who ran that line about the fossils past me.

At first, I thought he was kidding, but he wasn't.

[Nitro]

Here is an idea.......

what if God created us as evolving beings?