T r u i s m s

Williamson Labs ^ | FR Post 1-24-05 | Various

[vannrox]

• The two most abundant things in the universe are Hydrogen and Stupidity. (not necessarily in that order)
• If it sounds too good to be true, it probably is.
• A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking.
• He who hesitates is probably right.
• For every action, there is an equal and opposite criticism.
• The problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard.
• No one is listening until you make a mistake.
• Finding a job is easy, if you already have one.
• Success always occurs in private, and failure in full view.
• To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is Research.
• To succeed in politics, it is often necessary to rise above your principles.
• Never do card tricks for the group you play poker with.
• If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
• The sooner you fall behind, the more time you'll have to catch up.
• Two wrongs are only the beginning.
• You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive. E
• xperience is something you don't get until just after you need it.
• The light at the end of the tunnel is probably the headlight of an approaching train.
• Computer Simulation: Garbage in, Gospel Out!

[Centurion2000]

Never do card tricks for the group you play poker with.

Amen

[evilC]

The early bird catches the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

[peacebaby]

I think, therefore I am.

[iconoclast]

A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking.

I like 'em except for maybe this one:

A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking arguing.

[doberville]

That's catchy, yes?

[Sergio]

No good deed goes unpunished.

Interchangeable parts won't.

Reward for a job well done is lack of punishment.

[muir_redwoods]

I used this a day ago on another thread but;

An economist is someone who wonders if a thing that works in practice will work in theory.

[conservative auto worker]

Cause above self-- Flint's Westfall Paper's

Truth is truth even if no one believes it--Flint's Westfall Paper's

[Ginifer]

"What breaks in a moment may take years to mend."

"The real measure of your wealth is how much you'd be worth if you lost all your money."

"When you betray somebody else, you also betray yourself."

"The tragedy of life is not that it ends so soon, but that we wait so long to begin it."

[tomkat]

"No matter where I go, there I am"

[ORECON]

You can never be lost if you don't care where you are.

[BibChr]

Married, are you?

[iconoclast]

Married, are you?

Howdja guess? ;o)