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Aussie girls can stand to pee
news.com.au ^ | 20 January 2005

Posted on 01/19/2005 9:10:50 PM PST by Aussie Dasher

WOMEN, rejoice! One of the last bastions of gender inequality is about to be banished and with it the long, long line for the ladies' loos.

And while it might not be every gal's cup of tea, the organisers of this year's Big Day Out concert in Melbourne reckon the girls-only urinal will get a standing ovation.

The Shee Pee, as its affectionately known in Europe, will make its Australian debut at this year's Melbourne event in a bid to cut loo queues and offer women a more hygienic option to conventional toilets.

And while organisers agree it might take some a little practice, they believe women will quickly adapt to the idea of peeing while standing.

"After the huge success of the female-only urinals at the Glastonbury music festival in Britain last year, we thought it was definitely a service that women at the Big Day Out in Melbourne would really appreciate," Big Day Out promoter Vivian Lees said.

The Shee Pees concept works thanks to a disposable, leak-proof paper funnel which gives women the freedom to stand.

The funnels can also be used to avoid sitting on conventional toilets, which will also be provided at Melbourne's Big Day Out.

The funnels, called P-Mates, are distributed in Australia by Small World Enterprises.

Company spokesman Kees de Jong said it was "simple to use" with pants, skirts and dresses, however P-Mate hostesses would be on hand to offer guidance where it was needed.

"The P-Mate is a convenient, hygienic, discreet solution to the long queues and other problematic circumstances which confront women, particularly at large events," he said.

The Shee Pee and P-Mate were first used at music festivals in the Netherlands and featured at the Glastonbury festival for the first time last year.

Big Day Out organisers said the stand-up option could be rolled out across the country if the trial is successful at Melbourne's January 30 event.

Big Day Out festivals are held across Australia every year in Sydney, Perth, Adelaide, Melbourne and on the Gold Coast.


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To: Aussie Dasher
Company spokesman Kees de Jong said it was "simple to use" with pants, skirts and dresses, however P-Mate hostesses would be on hand to offer guidance where it was needed.

Kees de Jong? Sounds like a character in a Benny Hill skit!

21 posted on 01/19/2005 11:01:36 PM PST by L.N. Smithee (Hey, Senator Leahy -- Go BORK Yourself!)
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apropos of nothing:

Why men are attracted to subordinate women
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1306188/posts

Why White Men Prefer Asian Women
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-chat/555526/posts


22 posted on 01/19/2005 11:04:23 PM PST by SunkenCiv (I last updated my profile on January 13, 2005)
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To: Aussie Dasher
I supppose now they'll have to invent the feminine version of 'urinal etiquette'
23 posted on 01/20/2005 5:26:20 AM PST by pa_dweller (lose = no longer in possession of <> loose = not tight or restrictive)
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To: SteveH
I believe it was originally invented for female wall climbers. Now called the "Lady J" (or maybe the "Wizmo"). With the devices, women are now empowered to write their names in the snow (or so I have heard).

As a college professor once claimed, the difference between men and women is not that men can write their names in the snow and women cannot.

It is that men can write their names in the snow neatly.

24 posted on 01/20/2005 6:55:23 AM PST by FateAmenableToChange
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To: Aussie Dasher
The Shee Pee, as its affectionately known in Europe

Perhaps more accurately named 'Shoe Pee'?

25 posted on 01/20/2005 7:09:26 AM PST by skeeter (OBL "Americans" won't honor any law that interferes with their pocketbooks)
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To: Aussie Dasher

Does this mean that women will have to peek to the left and right to see whose funnel is the biggest?


26 posted on 01/20/2005 12:43:47 PM PST by melbell (There are 10 types of people in the world...those who understand binary, and those who don't.)
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To: skeeter

The Shee Pee, as its affectionately known in Europe


"...Perhaps more accurately named 'Shoe Pee'?..."

Sounds like something Al Bundy would have invented !!!




27 posted on 01/21/2005 12:19:38 PM PST by Mr. C (I'm game for another "Tea Party" ... How about you?)
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To: Aussie Dasher
Man I feel like a woman - The P-mate and she pees Article by Sarah Wynne
28 posted on 01/21/2005 12:30:03 PM PST by csvset
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To: SunkenCiv

LOL


29 posted on 01/21/2005 12:38:14 PM PST by cyborg
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To: cyborg

I shudder to think what could happen next...

http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_895589.html


30 posted on 01/21/2005 10:08:42 PM PST by SunkenCiv (In the long run, there is only the short run.)
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To: SunkenCiv

Hey!! Free witches' hats!!


31 posted on 01/23/2005 1:39:34 AM PST by NaughtiusMaximus (Their women give good lamentation, maybe we can conquer them again sometime.)
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To: NaughtiusMaximus

Don't expect me to wear one!


32 posted on 01/23/2005 2:43:20 PM PST by Aussie Dasher (Stop Hillary - PEGGY NOONAN '08)
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To: Aussie Dasher

You know those paper toilet seat covers they sometimes offer in potty stalls? I once saw written on the dispenser: "Free cowboy hats, take one!" Just broke me up.


33 posted on 01/23/2005 10:26:57 PM PST by NaughtiusMaximus (Their women give good lamentation, maybe we can conquer them again sometime.)
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To: Aussie Dasher

I ain't gota use no tool to pee standin' up....


34 posted on 01/23/2005 10:29:06 PM PST by Drango (To Serve Man.....IT'S A COOKBOOK!)
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To: csvset

Kudos, if it works.


35 posted on 01/23/2005 10:31:07 PM PST by Ciexyz (I use the term Blue Cities, not Blue States. PA is red except for Philly, Pgh & Erie)
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To: jocon307

Here is a picture of a female urinal. Whoopee. No pun intended.
36 posted on 01/25/2005 7:50:33 AM PST by SoFloFreeper
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To: SoFloFreeper

Let's try that again.
37 posted on 01/25/2005 7:54:02 AM PST by SoFloFreeper
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