Posted on 01/14/2005 9:22:46 AM PST by TheBigB
Woo hoo! TGIF! Time for the official FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD! As always, feel free to post funny pics, jokes, nonsensical statements, or even to IGNORE THIS THREAD! Also, don't hesitate to ping your own lists! All are welcome!
To kick things off...
Yes, this really exists... 
What are/were your favorite Saturday morning cartoons? :-)
If you're using Windows, just right click and select Copy.
apple - no right click on the mousy thingy.
Don't let worry kill you- let the church help.
Thursday night - Potluck supper. Prayer and medication to follow.
Remember in prayer the many who are sick of our church and community.
For those of you who have children and didn't know it, we have a nursery downstairs.
The rosebud on the alter this morning is to announce the birth of David Alan Belzer, the sin of Rev. and Mrs. Julius Belzer.
This afternoon there will be a meeting in the South and North ends of the church. Children will be baptized at both ends.
Tuesday at 4:00 pm there will be an ice cream social. All ladies giving milk will please come early.
Wednesday the ladies liturgy will meet. Mrs. Johnson will sing "Put me in my little bed" accompanied by the pastor.
Thursday at 5:00 pm there will be a meeting of the Little Mothers Club. All ladies wishing to be "Little Mothers" will meet with the pastor in his study.
This being Easter Sunday, we will ask Mrs. Lewis to come forward and lay an egg on the alter.
The service will close with "Little Drops of Water". One of the ladies will start quietly and the rest of the congregation will join in.
Next Sunday a special collection will be taken to defray the cost of the new carpet. All those wishing to do something on the new carpet will come forward and do so.
The ladies of the church have cast off clothing of every kind. They can be seen in the church basement Saturday.
At the evening service tonight, the sermon topic will be "What is Hell?" Come early and listen to our choir practice.
And my favorite.."Proceeds from the fundraiser will help cripple children."
All of a sudden I'm in the mood for frog legs...
That dude on the right looks like a young, bummed-out Rick James (rip).
Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life.
or was it
Fat, dump and stupid?
HOw soon before you can drink it?..Is that what they call "neat" beer, or is it "near" beer?
In any event, I want to memorize that Starbucks line and try it.
Second in the series............For those in the trade trade.
Yeah, I just stuck Angror on my web folder, and he wouldn't show for a few minutes.
*sigh*
He finally did, but I had to beat the thing into submission first.
It was full of mashed potatoes, he was a zit.
Beep Beep! My favorite.
OK, not that anyone cares or anything, but there's now 8 shopping days left until the GOP_Raider 24th Birthday Spectacular! :)
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