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*** OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD ***

Posted on 01/14/2005 9:22:46 AM PST by TheBigB

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To: TheBigB
No silliness here:

81 posted on 01/14/2005 9:54:18 AM PST by Izzy Dunne (Hello, I'm a TAGLINE virus. Please help me spread by copying me into YOUR tag line.)
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To: peacebaby

If you're using Windows, just right click and select Copy.


82 posted on 01/14/2005 9:54:37 AM PST by Dog Gone
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To: TheBigB

83 posted on 01/14/2005 9:54:58 AM PST by SheLion (God bless our military members and keep them safe.)
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To: Dog Gone

apple - no right click on the mousy thingy.


84 posted on 01/14/2005 9:55:23 AM PST by peacebaby (smoked and inhaled)
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To: TheBigB
Bloopers from Church Bulletins

Don't let worry kill you- let the church help.

Thursday night - Potluck supper. Prayer and medication to follow.

Remember in prayer the many who are sick of our church and community.

For those of you who have children and didn't know it, we have a nursery downstairs.

The rosebud on the alter this morning is to announce the birth of David Alan Belzer, the sin of Rev. and Mrs. Julius Belzer.

This afternoon there will be a meeting in the South and North ends of the church. Children will be baptized at both ends.

Tuesday at 4:00 pm there will be an ice cream social. All ladies giving milk will please come early.

Wednesday the ladies liturgy will meet. Mrs. Johnson will sing "Put me in my little bed" accompanied by the pastor.

Thursday at 5:00 pm there will be a meeting of the Little Mothers Club. All ladies wishing to be "Little Mothers" will meet with the pastor in his study.

This being Easter Sunday, we will ask Mrs. Lewis to come forward and lay an egg on the alter.

The service will close with "Little Drops of Water". One of the ladies will start quietly and the rest of the congregation will join in.

Next Sunday a special collection will be taken to defray the cost of the new carpet. All those wishing to do something on the new carpet will come forward and do so.

The ladies of the church have cast off clothing of every kind. They can be seen in the church basement Saturday.

At the evening service tonight, the sermon topic will be "What is Hell?" Come early and listen to our choir practice.

And my favorite.."Proceeds from the fundraiser will help cripple children."

85 posted on 01/14/2005 9:55:30 AM PST by BerniesFriend
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To: TheBigB
Cool! I made your ping list?!?! I must be important or sumthin!

Send complaints of this message to : crybabies@shutup.com

86 posted on 01/14/2005 9:56:06 AM PST by Diva Betsy Ross (Just say no to the ACLU!)
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To: SheLion

All of a sudden I'm in the mood for frog legs...


87 posted on 01/14/2005 9:56:23 AM PST by trisham
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To: Izzy Dunne

That dude on the right looks like a young, bummed-out Rick James (rip).


88 posted on 01/14/2005 9:56:23 AM PST by negril
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To: TheBigB
Could you add me to the ping list please :)
 
Nothing fishy about it
 

89 posted on 01/14/2005 9:56:40 AM PST by backinthefold ( Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?)
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To: mewzilla

Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life.

or was it

Fat, dump and stupid?


90 posted on 01/14/2005 9:56:44 AM PST by peacebaby (smoked and inhaled)
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To: RobertP

HOw soon before you can drink it?..Is that what they call "neat" beer, or is it "near" beer?


91 posted on 01/14/2005 9:56:54 AM PST by ken5050
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To: trisham
All of a sudden I'm in the mood for frog legs...


92 posted on 01/14/2005 9:57:28 AM PST by SheLion (God bless our military members and keep them safe.)
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To: peacebaby
Hopefully another Apple user will tell you how to do it. Good luck.

In any event, I want to memorize that Starbucks line and try it.

93 posted on 01/14/2005 9:57:29 AM PST by Dog Gone
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To: TheBigB

Second in the series............For those in the trade trade.

94 posted on 01/14/2005 9:57:43 AM PST by bert (Don't Panic.....)
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To: annyokie

Yeah, I just stuck Angror on my web folder, and he wouldn't show for a few minutes.
*sigh*

He finally did, but I had to beat the thing into submission first.


95 posted on 01/14/2005 9:58:03 AM PST by Darksheare (Tales from the Freeper Foxhole presents: Darksheare's Coffee vs Midnight Troll)
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To: annyokie
Are you looking for this?

96 posted on 01/14/2005 9:58:48 AM PST by Izzy Dunne (Hello, I'm a TAGLINE virus. Please help me spread by copying me into YOUR tag line.)
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To: Diva Betsy Ross

97 posted on 01/14/2005 9:59:10 AM PST by Dog Gone
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To: peacebaby

It was full of mashed potatoes, he was a zit.


98 posted on 01/14/2005 9:59:10 AM PST by Indy Pendance
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To: Fierce Allegiance

Beep Beep! My favorite.


99 posted on 01/14/2005 9:59:52 AM PST by tob2 (Old Fossil and Proud of It!)
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To: TheBigB

OK, not that anyone cares or anything, but there's now 8 shopping days left until the GOP_Raider 24th Birthday Spectacular! :)


100 posted on 01/14/2005 9:59:54 AM PST by GOP_Raider (With a QB named Kerry, is it any wonder the Raiders finished 5-11 this year?)
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