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*** OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD ***

Posted on 01/14/2005 9:22:46 AM PST by TheBigB

Woo hoo! TGIF! Time for the official FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD! As always, feel free to post funny pics, jokes, nonsensical statements, or even to IGNORE THIS THREAD! Also, don't hesitate to ping your own lists! All are welcome!

To kick things off...

Yes, this really exists...

What are/were your favorite Saturday morning cartoons? :-)


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Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A
cell phone on a bench rings and a man engages the
hands free speaker-function and begins to talk.
Everyone else in the room stops to listen.

MAN: Hello

WOMAN: Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?

MAN: Yes

WOMAN: I'm at the mall now and found this beautiful
leather coat. It's only $1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?

MAN: Sure, ..go ahead if you like it that much

WOMAN: I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and
saw the new 2005 models. I saw one I really liked.

MAN: How much?

WOMAN: $60,000

MAN: OK, but for that price I want it with all the
options

WOMAN: Great! Oh, and one more thing . The house we
wanted last year is back on the market. They're asking
$950,000.

MAN: Well, then go ahead and give them an offer, but
just offer $900,000.

WOMAN: OK. I'll see you later! I love you!

MAN: Bye, I love you, too. The man hangs up.

The other men in the locker room are looking at him in
astonishment. Then he smiles and asks: Anyone know
who this phone belongs to?


101 posted on 01/14/2005 9:59:59 AM PST by backinthefold ( Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?)
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To: JimWforBush

ROTFLMAO


102 posted on 01/14/2005 10:00:12 AM PST by processing please hold (Islam and Christianity do not mix ----9-11 taught us that)
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To: negril

103 posted on 01/14/2005 10:00:28 AM PST by Izzy Dunne (Hello, I'm a TAGLINE virus. Please help me spread by copying me into YOUR tag line.)
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To: TheBigB

Take it to the hole!!!

Ratemymullet.com

104 posted on 01/14/2005 10:01:09 AM PST by socal_parrot
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To: backinthefold

No problaymo!


105 posted on 01/14/2005 10:01:21 AM PST by TheBigB (Life is good. It'd be better if Jaime Pressly was here naked with a pizza. But it's still damn good)
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To: Izzy Dunne

That's the one! Thanks!


106 posted on 01/14/2005 10:01:43 AM PST by annyokie (If the shoe fits, put 'em both on!)
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To: TheBigB
I've always thought the music of Spike Jones & His City Slickers was kinda silly ....

.... maybe that's why I enjoy his recordings so much !!

107 posted on 01/14/2005 10:01:49 AM PST by Tuba Guy
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To: trisham
All of a sudden I'm in the mood for frog legs...


109 posted on 01/14/2005 10:03:39 AM PST by dfwgator (It's sad that the news media treats Michael Jackson better than our military.)
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To: Fog Nozzle
In the US, at least 59 million can be classified as morons, idiots or imbiciles.

IT'S CALLED....JESUS LAND!!!

All that governments throughout the world who've tried to kill belief in Him...has failed completely. ;o)

110 posted on 01/14/2005 10:03:55 AM PST by shield (The Greatest Scientific Discoveries of the Century Reveal God!!!! by Dr. H. Ross, Astrophysicist)
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To: Richard Kimball

Varney passed away didn't he?

I spent a day with him and a video crew to do a internal training video for the company I was working for in the early 90's. The dude was funny as heck and wired the whole time.


111 posted on 01/14/2005 10:04:06 AM PST by Conspiracy Guy (Tomorrow is the 51st anniversary of my BIRTHDAY. January 15, 1954.)
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To: Indy Pendance
Actually it wuz a boiled egg.
112 posted on 01/14/2005 10:04:27 AM PST by OSHA (Moosenami - Waves of crazed moose thought to be caused by earthquakes deep under the fjords.)
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To: Izzy Dunne

Good grief! Where do you get this stuff? Reminds me of my mother shredding my Ted Nugent Cat Scratch Fever album before my very eyes after she found it in my bedroom back in 7th grade. Good thing 50-cent wasn't around in those days.


113 posted on 01/14/2005 10:04:49 AM PST by negril
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To: Richard Kimball
I'll see that and call!


114 posted on 01/14/2005 10:05:44 AM PST by Conspiracy Guy (Tomorrow is the 51st anniversary of my BIRTHDAY. January 15, 1954.)
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To: TheBigB

115 posted on 01/14/2005 10:05:45 AM PST by lindor (If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of Progress?)
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To: Dog Gone

I don;t like Brussel Sprouts and neither does my dog! ha ha ha


116 posted on 01/14/2005 10:06:37 AM PST by tob2 (Old Fossil and Proud of It!)
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To: dfwgator

117 posted on 01/14/2005 10:06:54 AM PST by Dog Gone
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To: Indy Pendance

How can you tell if your birthday cake is a male or a female?


118 posted on 01/14/2005 10:06:59 AM PST by peacebaby (smoked and inhaled)
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To: Conspiracy Guy

Yes, he did. Lung cancer. The funniest stuff he ever did were the local commercials with "Vern".


119 posted on 01/14/2005 10:08:12 AM PST by Richard Kimball (It was a joke. You know, humor. Like the funny kind. Only different.)
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To: dfwgator

LOL! I've always loved that cartoon!


120 posted on 01/14/2005 10:09:34 AM PST by trisham
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