Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A
cell phone on a bench rings and a man engages the
hands free speaker-function and begins to talk.
Everyone else in the room stops to listen.
MAN: Hello
WOMAN: Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?
MAN: Yes
WOMAN: I'm at the mall now and found this beautiful
leather coat. It's only $1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?
MAN: Sure, ..go ahead if you like it that much
WOMAN: I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and
saw the new 2005 models. I saw one I really liked.
MAN: How much?
WOMAN: $60,000
MAN: OK, but for that price I want it with all the
options
WOMAN: Great! Oh, and one more thing . The house we
wanted last year is back on the market. They're asking
$950,000.
MAN: Well, then go ahead and give them an offer, but
just offer $900,000.
WOMAN: OK. I'll see you later! I love you!
MAN: Bye, I love you, too. The man hangs up.
The other men in the locker room are looking at him in
astonishment. Then he smiles and asks: Anyone know
who this phone belongs to?
good one!