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*** OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD ***
Posted on 01/14/2005 9:22:46 AM PST by TheBigB
Woo hoo! TGIF! Time for the official FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD! As always, feel free to post funny pics, jokes, nonsensical statements, or even to IGNORE THIS THREAD! Also, don't hesitate to ping your own lists! All are welcome!
To kick things off...
Yes, this really exists...
What are/were your favorite Saturday morning cartoons? :-)
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Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A
cell phone on a bench rings and a man engages the
hands free speaker-function and begins to talk.
Everyone else in the room stops to listen.
MAN: Hello
WOMAN: Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?
MAN: Yes
WOMAN: I'm at the mall now and found this beautiful
leather coat. It's only $1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?
MAN: Sure, ..go ahead if you like it that much
WOMAN: I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and
saw the new 2005 models. I saw one I really liked.
MAN: How much?
WOMAN: $60,000
MAN: OK, but for that price I want it with all the
options
WOMAN: Great! Oh, and one more thing . The house we
wanted last year is back on the market. They're asking
$950,000.
MAN: Well, then go ahead and give them an offer, but
just offer $900,000.
WOMAN: OK. I'll see you later! I love you!
MAN: Bye, I love you, too. The man hangs up.
The other men in the locker room are looking at him in
astonishment. Then he smiles and asks: Anyone know
who this phone belongs to?
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posted on
01/14/2005 9:59:59 AM PST
by
backinthefold
( Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?)
To: JimWforBush
102
posted on
01/14/2005 10:00:12 AM PST
by
processing please hold
(Islam and Christianity do not mix ----9-11 taught us that)
To: negril
103
posted on
01/14/2005 10:00:28 AM PST
by
Izzy Dunne
(Hello, I'm a TAGLINE virus. Please help me spread by copying me into YOUR tag line.)
To: TheBigB
To: backinthefold
105
posted on
01/14/2005 10:01:21 AM PST
by
TheBigB
(Life is good. It'd be better if Jaime Pressly was here naked with a pizza. But it's still damn good)
To: Izzy Dunne
106
posted on
01/14/2005 10:01:43 AM PST
by
annyokie
(If the shoe fits, put 'em both on!)
To: TheBigB
I've always thought the music of
Spike Jones & His City Slickers was kinda silly ....
.... maybe that's why I enjoy his recordings so much !!
Comment #108 Removed by Moderator
To: trisham
All of a sudden I'm in the mood for frog legs... 
109
posted on
01/14/2005 10:03:39 AM PST
by
dfwgator
(It's sad that the news media treats Michael Jackson better than our military.)
To: Fog Nozzle
In the US, at least 59 million can be classified as morons, idiots or imbiciles.IT'S CALLED....JESUS LAND!!!All that governments throughout the world who've tried to kill belief in Him...has failed completely. ;o)
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posted on
01/14/2005 10:03:55 AM PST
by
shield
(The Greatest Scientific Discoveries of the Century Reveal God!!!! by Dr. H. Ross, Astrophysicist)
To: Richard Kimball
Varney passed away didn't he?
I spent a day with him and a video crew to do a internal training video for the company I was working for in the early 90's. The dude was funny as heck and wired the whole time.
111
posted on
01/14/2005 10:04:06 AM PST
by
Conspiracy Guy
(Tomorrow is the 51st anniversary of my BIRTHDAY. January 15, 1954.)
To: Indy Pendance
Actually it wuz a boiled egg.
112
posted on
01/14/2005 10:04:27 AM PST
by
OSHA
(Moosenami - Waves of crazed moose thought to be caused by earthquakes deep under the fjords.)
To: Izzy Dunne
Good grief! Where do you get this stuff? Reminds me of my mother shredding my Ted Nugent Cat Scratch Fever album before my very eyes after she found it in my bedroom back in 7th grade. Good thing 50-cent wasn't around in those days.
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posted on
01/14/2005 10:04:49 AM PST
by
negril
To: Richard Kimball
I'll see that and call!
114
posted on
01/14/2005 10:05:44 AM PST
by
Conspiracy Guy
(Tomorrow is the 51st anniversary of my BIRTHDAY. January 15, 1954.)
To: TheBigB
115
posted on
01/14/2005 10:05:45 AM PST
by
lindor
(If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of Progress?)
To: Dog Gone
I don;t like Brussel Sprouts and neither does my dog! ha ha ha
116
posted on
01/14/2005 10:06:37 AM PST
by
tob2
(Old Fossil and Proud of It!)
To: dfwgator
To: Indy Pendance
How can you tell if your birthday cake is a male or a female?
118
posted on
01/14/2005 10:06:59 AM PST
by
peacebaby
(smoked and inhaled)
To: Conspiracy Guy
Yes, he did. Lung cancer. The funniest stuff he ever did were the local commercials with "Vern".
119
posted on
01/14/2005 10:08:12 AM PST
by
Richard Kimball
(It was a joke. You know, humor. Like the funny kind. Only different.)
To: dfwgator
LOL! I've always loved that cartoon!
120
posted on
01/14/2005 10:09:34 AM PST
by
trisham
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