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*** OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD ***
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Posted on 12/17/2004 8:59:30 AM PST by TheBigB

Awright guys 'n gals 'n kats 'n kittens...time for another FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD! Feel free to post jokes, silly stories, cartoons, beeber stunings, or even to IGNORE THIS THREAD!

To start things off...a picture of an adorable kitten!


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To: Conspiracy Guy

I am not suprised, I sent that to all my friends too.


241 posted on 12/17/2004 10:59:30 AM PST by Paul_Denton
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To: Twinkie

Young fresh food makes good pictures.


242 posted on 12/17/2004 10:59:38 AM PST by Conspiracy Guy (Boycott Boycotts Warrior. If you aint buying call me!)
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To: TheBigB; NativeTxn; txflake; solo gringo; The South Texan; CindyDawg

Here's my "Friday Silliness" contribution for those of who might appreciate this: WARNING--FOUL LANGUAGE (but Spanish)



INTER-OFFICE MEMO
TO: ALL MEXICAN STAFF
SUBJECT: IMPROPER LANGUAGE USAGE

It has been brought to our attention by serveral officials visiting our establishments, that offensive language is commonly used by our local staff.

Such behavior, in addition to violating NAFTA's policy, is highly unprofessional and offensive.

Both visitors and staff, will immediately adhere to the following rules:

1. Words like "coño, carajo, chingada" and other such expressions, will not be used for emphasis, no matter how heated the discussion is.

2. You will not say "pendejo" or "la cagó", when someone makes a mistake, or "la está pendejeando" or "cagando" if you see somebody being reprimended, or "que pendejada" or "que cagada" when a major mistake has been made. All forms derivated of the verbs "pendejear" and "cagar" are inappropriate in our environment.

3. No project manager, section head or administrator, under any circumstances will be referred to as "hijo de su chingada madre, hijo de puta, cabron" or "ojete".

4. Lack of determination, will not be referred to as "falta de huevos, pinche puto" or "maricon"; nor will persons who lack initiative be referred to as "culero" or "pendejo".

5. Unusual or creative prime's and subco's ideas not to be referred to as "puñetas mentales".

6. Do not say "como chinga" or "como jode" if a person is persistent, or "esta jodido" if a co-worker is going through a difficult situation. Furthermore, you must not say "que chinga" when matters become complicated.

7. When asking someone to leave you alone, you must not say "vete a la chingada" or "vete al carajo", nor should you ever substitute "May I help you?" with "Que chingados quieres?".

8. When things get tough, an acceptable expression such as "We are going through a difficult time" should be used, rather than "esto esta de la chingada". Additionally if you make a mistake, just say so and do not say "la cagué".

9. No salary increase shall be referred to as "esto esta de la puta madre."

10. Under no circumstances should you call our elderly industrial partners as "pinches viejos putos".

11. When in a hurry, never use expressions such as "andale cabron" or "orale putos".

12. The words "te la pelas" should not be used to discourage someone.

13. When a problem is not your responsibility, you must not say "no es mi pedo".


243 posted on 12/17/2004 10:59:44 AM PST by hispanarepublicana (Miss Free Republic High School-198?)
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To: JimWforBush

380 on cat toss. Damn, my fellow cube dwellers love it!


244 posted on 12/17/2004 11:01:40 AM PST by Fierce Allegiance (Stay safe in the "sandbox" Greg!)
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To: TheBigB
semisweet shocolate morsels

There's some Cuervo Gold somewhere in that recipe too.

245 posted on 12/17/2004 11:02:12 AM PST by OSHA (Today is my Free Republic BIRTHDAY!)
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To: Paul_Denton

I can't believe I hadn't seen it before.


246 posted on 12/17/2004 11:02:37 AM PST by Conspiracy Guy (Boycott Boycotts Warrior. If you aint buying call me!)
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To: Conspiracy Guy

I only saw that just a week or so agao. I just could not stop laughing when Is saw it.


247 posted on 12/17/2004 11:03:53 AM PST by Paul_Denton
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To: Wild Irish Rogue

good ones.

and ye be Irish, eh?


248 posted on 12/17/2004 11:04:34 AM PST by peacebaby (smoked and enhaled)
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To: Fierce Allegiance

317.2


249 posted on 12/17/2004 11:05:50 AM PST by PjhCPA (Armed with what?.....SPITBALLS!!!)
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To: Prime Choice
So THAT'S where the Yule Log came from!

LOLOL!


250 posted on 12/17/2004 11:07:10 AM PST by MeekOneGOP (There is only one GOOD 'RAT: one that has been voted OUT of POWER !! Straight ticket GOP! ©)
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To: Fierce Allegiance

321


251 posted on 12/17/2004 11:07:30 AM PST by PjhCPA (Armed with what?.....SPITBALLS!!!)
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To: Fierce Allegiance
Damn, I haven't been able to break 350. I saw it yesterday on NRO's The Corner, ( one of Jonah's time wasters), spent at least an hour playing it during work. I love my job.
252 posted on 12/17/2004 11:11:29 AM PST by JimWforBush
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To: TheBigB

O how I wish I had the time today. I'll read it later tonight.


253 posted on 12/17/2004 11:15:04 AM PST by Petronski (Shrum's losing streak obscures the fact that he is also a swine.)
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To: Fierce Allegiance
GREAT site!

317.2' as of this post, btw.

254 posted on 12/17/2004 11:16:37 AM PST by Itzlzha (The avalanche has already started...it is too late for the pebbles to vote!)
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To: TheBigB
....well, you see, BIG DADDY gave me that jacket and took this picture of me just before he told me he was going back to his wife........it makes me soooo sad when I see this picture again.
255 posted on 12/17/2004 11:20:15 AM PST by SweetCaroline ( I promise God & myself that I will let go of this addiction that is destroying me!)
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To: hispanarepublicana

So that's where coon dogs come from?


256 posted on 12/17/2004 11:28:18 AM PST by OldEagle (Haven't been wrong since 1947, except about Hillary.)
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To: TheBigB

"We are NOT staying here next season"

257 posted on 12/17/2004 11:28:57 AM PST by OXENinFLA
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To: OXENinFLA

258 posted on 12/17/2004 11:30:27 AM PST by OXENinFLA
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To: JimWforBush
320.5 ft, it took me for ever. Have you seen this one yet? Cat Toss

How the heck do you play? I keep getting Zeros

259 posted on 12/17/2004 11:33:43 AM PST by NeoCaveman (There is no dufu but DUFU and PJ Comix is it's author)
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To: dubyaismypresident
Hit the left and right arrow keys, like your running (the faster you do it the faster he runs). Then hold down the space bar, the meter at the top right will start moving up. Before you hit the white line, release the space bar and the cat launches. Speed and angle of throw is what gives you distance. Good Luck!

JimW
260 posted on 12/17/2004 11:40:11 AM PST by JimWforBush
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