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To: dubyaismypresident
Hit the left and right arrow keys, like your running (the faster you do it the faster he runs). Then hold down the space bar, the meter at the top right will start moving up. Before you hit the white line, release the space bar and the cat launches. Speed and angle of throw is what gives you distance. Good Luck!

JimW
260 posted on 12/17/2004 11:40:11 AM PST by JimWforBush
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To: All

Instructions on how to clean your toilet



1. Put both lids of the toilet up and add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the water in the bowl.

2. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom.

3. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close both lids. You may need to stand on the lid.

4. The cat will self agitate and make ample suds. Never mind the noises that come from the toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this.

5. Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a "power-wash" and "rinse".

6. Have someone open the front door of your home. Be sure that there are no people between the bathroom and the front door.

7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift both lids.

8. The cat will rocket out of the toilet, streak through the bathroom, and run outside where he will dry himself off.

9. Both the commode and the cat will be sparkling clean.


Sincerely,



The Dog


261 posted on 12/17/2004 11:47:10 AM PST by OXENinFLA
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