[peacebaby]

good ones.

and ye be Irish, eh?

[llevrok]

Father Flannigan had just given a grand Sunday sermon. As he exited the church for a peaceful walk, he heard a great kafuffle in the bushes -
"T'was!"
"T'was not!"
"T'so!"
"T'was not!"
"T'was!"
"T'was not!"

Looking in the bushes, Father saw the two cutest leprechauns he had ever seen, yelling, pushing and shoving.

"Boys! Boys!' Father said. "What's the problem?"

"Father?" said one of the wee ones. "Is there such a thing as a leprichan nun?"

"No Sean. I don't think so.", said the Priest.

At which the other leprechaun yells, "See?! I Told you Sean! You were romancin' a penguin!!!"

"T'was not!"
"T'so!"
"T'was not!"
"T'was!"
"T'was not!"
.....