She's the bomb
Posted on 12/17/2004 8:59:30 AM PST by TheBigB
She's the bomb
Those straps are operating under max tension now. They could go any minute. Hope the kitty can land on its feet.
Cat on a Hot Tan Ruth.
Santa replied,
Ho Ho Ho, Guess I better go, got to get the toys to the kids you know!
Santa went down the chimney of another house and there was a single 50ish woman that weighed 400 pounds. "Santa, won't you stay the rest of the night with me?" she said and winked playfully at him.
Santa replied, Ho Ho Ho, guess I better go, got to get the toys to the kids you know! as he rapidly went back up the chimney.
Santa was just about done and came down another chimney where a beautiful 30ish voluptuous blond was waiting with nothing on but an open bathrobe. "Santa, will you stay the rest of the night with me, I am so lonely."
Santa replied, Ho Ho Ho, guess I better stay, I can't get up the chimney with my d*** this way!!!
Climb every mountain...
Silicone Valley.
Puss 'n Boo*s.
Peanut Butter Jelly Time!
Happy to do so! :-)
Absolutely.
As she is passing one particulary beautiful wheat field, she sees another woman, a blonde, sitting in a rowboat. Rowing. She immediately pulls over, and walks over to the fence.
"HEY! HEY," she screams, "what the hell are you doing?"
The blonde in the field replies, "Why, I am sailing on a sea of wheat!"
"DAMMIT," the executive screams, "Do you REALIZE that it's blondes like YOU that give us all a bad name???"
She begins to walk back to the car, then turns around, for one last retort, "And your lucky I don't know how to swim, lady, or I'd come out there and kick your ASS!"
Hangin' in there till quittin' time!
Mary Clancy goes up to Father O'Grady after his Sunday morning service, and she's in tears.
He says, "So what's bothering you,dear?"
She says, "Oh, Father, I've got terrible news. My husband passed away last night."
The priest says, "Oh, Mary, that's terrible. Tell me, Mary, did he have any last requests?"
She says, "That he did, Father..."
The priest says, "What did he ask, Mary?"
She says, "He said, 'Please, Mary, put down that damn gun...'"
Those two animals trying to get out are sure cute.
THAT IS FOFLMAO GREAT
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